A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
In 6 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (4), Mike Nelson (3), Crow T. Robot (2)
[After Kobras has been pronouncing "Puma" the British way the entire movie, the Satellite of Love crew finally gets tired of it.]
You can not escape me, Pyu-ma Man!
PU-ma Man!
Oh, is that right? Dee-onald?
You're just a small... insignificant... human being!
No, no, HOO-man being... oh, wait.
Sometimes there is more truth in legend than in history.
And there's more salt in ham than in turkey.
You can't hide this!
Who is to prevent me?
A halfway smart guy with muscles and hair?
Get moving. Comb the area. Find him. Kill him.
Donald's only use for the word "comb".
[In his mansion, Kobras waxes eloquent about his world domination plans.]
When the world is mine, I alone will decide whether it is to be war or peace! Life or death!
Stuffing or potatoes!
Because you come from Earth...
Corn grows in you.
And to Earth you shall return!
Huh? That was an odd thing to say, even for him.
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes