Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5
“Teen-Age Crime Wave” · Season 5
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (3), Mike Nelson (2), Jane (1)
[The camera is zoomed in on a telephone ringing.]
This is Jim Rockford, leave a message and I'll get back to ya.
Jimmy, it's Angel, I'm in real bad trouble!
[starts performing The Rockford Files theme]
[at Jane's arraignment]
Every word I told the judge was the truth, mama.
Court-appointed parents.
I didn't know what Terry and those boys were gonna do!
You were out with those hoodlums. No decent girl would be seen with them.
Why Jane? You said you were going to the movies. You didn't say anything about being with boys you didn't even know.
You're a slutty gun moll.
Dad, all I did was go out on a date!
Satan's play thing!
I didn't know what I was getting into! She came to work and asked if I wanted to meet a nice boy!
"Nice boy..." a thief.
Mr. and Mrs. Bridge read her the Riot Act.
... and you'd been drinking!
I wouldn't have been with him if you hadn't picked an argument with me last night!
You sinned, and you'll pay for your crime, Jane.
I'll be there, front row, at your hanging!
Daddy, help me, please!
I'm afraid you're going down, kitten. Hard.
You're my family!
Uh... aren't you?
I don't know how your father will ever face his business friends again.
Well, let's ask him. He's right here.
Dad?
This is just like dinner at home.
[to a group of delinquent young women] Now this is a shower room...
Let the movie begin!
[as Terry and Jane and broken out of the prison transport by Mike]
Get moving, Big-Eyes.
Okay, fatass.
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