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Jane, Tony and others in “Puma Man”

[Tony seeks information from girlfriend Jane, who's wearing a black-leather catsuit with matching WWI-vintage strap-on pilot's headgear.]

JJane

I'm conditioned to keep the secret, just like everyone. I can't do it.

TTony

Try! Fight him! Fight him with your will!

MAMike [as Jane]

But my will won't!

JJane

I-- I-- I can't! He's commanding me from a distance.

Servo

Amelia Airhead.

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