Dan quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Captain Joe, you don't necessarily have to get swallowed up in a black hole. If you chart your course carefully, you can go through a tunnel out to a white hole in safety. It's a tricky maneuver.

Where did you hear that?

Where did I hear it? I'm afraid I don't remember. I guess it was at one of those scientific briefings I attended.

Servo

I don't think they should try it, they can't even get their lips to move with the words.

Dan...

We've been through a lot together.

Yeah.

Servo

Except for a good movie.

Why, I hope that bomb didn't land on our pile of tires and our busted refrigerator in the yard, and the rusted chassis of our '68 Impala!

What the [expletive deleted] hell was that?

Why, it's befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!

Diamonds are supposed to cut glass.

Yeah, they're supposed to, but they're too damn lazy!

[walks toward window]

Servo

Too bad all their windows are made of plastic wrap and duct tape!

...Aryan...Nation...rules...

[excited] Will you look at that!?

[excited] I made a [sic] "R"!

You look like you could use a drink.

And a shower, and a job.

I found another body...

Well, good, 'cause yours is gettin' kinda gross.