Jonah quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Thank you for using Mask. Be sure not to operate heavy machinery after applying mask.

Servo

Do not combine Mask with alcohol or other masks.

Mask is not responsible for any car chases or murders the operator commits.

Side-effects include greasy face and crunchy pants. Ask your doctor about Mask today.

Do you have to take the drug again, Allan? Is it like an addiction that builds until every pore of your body craves for it? Breathes for it? Is that what you feel, Allan?

I can't hear you! I'm a book now!

The need to satisfy the beast that's eating into you?

Servo

[singing] There's a hunger inside you...

And when you put it on again, what will it be like?

Servo

[singing] Won't go away...

Like a shot, a jolt, a charge that cools your burning body?

It's grease lightning!

Will it lift you up and carry you along until you're ready to be plunged down again? Deeper, deeper, each time deeper until you die?!

Shut up, SHUT UP!

You're killing me with this Word Jazz!

Tell me I'm not right.

That Pam ain't right.

[to the dragon] Stay off that wing.

[the dragon nods] Alright, mom.

Even though it's healing fast, no flying. You need your rest.

And if DreamWorks lawyers come, we were never here.

Don't worry...

I left money for pizza.

You've created a sacred bond with her. You two will always be able to find one another.

Thanks to social media.

Third wheel alert.

We're going north. Catch up with us when you can.

I get it. You guys can't afford to put me in the next couple scenes, can you?

Oh man, guys look, they sleighed the dragon.

Joel

Oh, that's neat.

Oh, come on, Emily...

The spirit of the yuletide! Faster, Santa! KILL! KILL!

Eat tinsel, bastards!

Alright, now let's turn around and finish them off! We'll go after their families, and to all a goodnight!

Ho ho ho!

It feels like we're moving!

Well let's make it count boys, let's do the theme song!

Which one? There's like 12.

Joel

Uh, I only know the lyrics to Mike's.