Pam Albright quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Allan, I want you to get help from someone. Someone you can trust.

Like Jake, from Statefarm.

Trust? There's no one I can trust.

Not even Flo from Progressive.

Do you have to take the drug again, Allan? Is it like an addiction that builds until every pore of your body craves for it? Breathes for it? Is that what you feel, Allan?

I can't hear you! I'm a book now!

The need to satisfy the beast that's eating into you?

Servo

[singing] There's a hunger inside you...

And when you put it on again, what will it be like?

Servo

[singing] Won't go away...

Like a shot, a jolt, a charge that cools your burning body?

It's grease lightning!

Will it lift you up and carry you along until you're ready to be plunged down again? Deeper, deeper, each time deeper until you die?!

Shut up, SHUT UP!

You're killing me with this Word Jazz!

Tell me I'm not right.

That Pam ain't right.

[on the phone] Police department, please.

Yes, I'm white.