Mike Nelson quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[The movie's theme plays]

Mike

And now, the news.

[The Fat Man enters "The Place" and sits down.]

[During a rather adult scene]

Mike

Man, kids are tuning in to watch "Barney"...

[The theme plays at the end.]

Mike

And now the news.

[Theme plays again.]

Mike

That was the news.

[After slaughtering tenses and mispronouncing werewolf multiple times, Natalie walks in and sees Paul as a werewolf.]

[Chain-smoker Mary Hargrove pours gasoline on her husband's beehives, tossing Doris aside when she tries to interfere.]

Mike

Wow! Look at her go! I didn't realize cigarettes had so many vitamins!

[Vicki's feverish nightmare includes a shot of Tess, barking as bees swarm over her]

[While Vicki is waiting at Manfred's home, Hargrove brings him the rest of her luggage.]

[In the opening credits, we see: Century 21 Calling.]

Mike

Oh! They want their little gold jacket back.

[Mike notices a sign that says "Gifts From Germany."]

Mike

Gifts From Germany? What's that? Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers?

[A lady at the How Do Animals Learn? exhibit thrusts a bird into the face of a nerdy kid at the fair.]

Mike

...And in the future there will still be a two dollar surcharge for using this service despite the technology having proliferated EVERYWHERE ON THE PLANET!

The Space Children (movie)

[Dennis opens the vault door.]

Mike

Burgess Meredith is inside reading.

[A police car passes the car Jody is driving]