[A ship is tossed terribly in a tremendous storm. The scene fades out.]
MikeAnd...?
[Cut to the next day, as the ship calmly sits in the water.]
MikeOh, they're fine!
CCrow
[singing to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"]
Played by Michael J. Nelson
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 824 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (393), Crow T. Robot (376), Narrator (63)
Lines by Mike Nelson 207
MikeMike[Gorgo is seen terrorizing a small Irish village.]
MikePoor Irish--if they aren't being invaded by Cromwell or infested by leprechauns they've got this guy!
[Over the title screen]
MikeThe Vice President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
MAMike [as Gorgo]
McRoar! O'Growl!
MikeYou know what this has? The bacony smell of Canada all over it.
[After his henchmen invade Troy's home, evil, deep-voiced Satoris strolls in.]
MikeCanadian villain Garth Vader. [N]
[Troy outruns the cultists' van on his bike.]
MAMike [as Cultist]
Damn you, Pee-Wee!
[Rowsdower again tries and fails to start his truck as the engine struggles.]
Mike[imitating the engine] Rowsdower-er-er-er-er...
[Troy is tied up and Rowsder gives him a knife to cut the rope]
MAMike [as Troy]
I dropped it.
MAMike [as Troy]
Which is the sharp side?
MAMike [as Troy]
Um, I cut both my wrists.
MAMike [as Troy]
Uh, I somehow swallowed the knife.
[Gumbo flies through the air and lands, legs spread, on the roof of the neighboring house.]
MAMike [as Gumbo]
Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!
[Jenni pours her heart out to Reverend Snow, who looks grim.]
MAMike [as Rev. Snow]
Have you tried talking to your minister about this?
[There is a long scene of continuous knocking at the door]
MikeMartin Luther is nailing each thesis individually.
MikeAre criminals genetically drawn to construction sites?
[Gumbo slides down the fire truck ladder from the roof in a sitting position.]
MAMike [as Gumbo]
Son, I'm gunna need a can of Play-Doh to replace my butt.
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[A prolonged still shot of a tree as the speeding car approaches.]
MAMike [as tree]
Hi. I'm a tree. Just wanted to put in a good word or two in for nature since the camera's on me. Thanks for your time.
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