Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Over the title screen]

Servo

Oh, these guys are, like, warriors from Hell!

[Deathstalker's friend who looks like Michael McDonald is getting ready to attack.]

[As a team of stormtroopers raid a building, one stands nearby, next to a sign.]

[A man and a woman are heard yelling at each other in their apartment]

Servo

They're rehearsing a David Mamet play in there.

[Disinfesters jump out of a van.]

[They get shot.]

[Twenty minutes into the movie, and nothing important has happened. Billy is hanging around a gas station.]

Servo

So, let's recap the movie so far: somebody went to Acapulco, and somebody almost bought gas.

["This Island Earth" appears on the screen]

Servo

This Island Earth can be yours if The Price is Right!

[The camera pans over a shot of a snow-capped mountain range.]

Servo

Oh jeez, there's soccer teams laying all over the place!

[Dr. Meacham and Joe have just upacked the parts to the Interocitor.]

Tom Servo

But before unpacking - D'OH!

[Credit for Eastman Film.]

Servo

Eastman: He came out of the east to do battle with the Amazing Rando!

[The intrepid explorers explode dynamite all over the lagoon to stun the Creature into surfacing.]

Servo

Ah, ha-ha! The Charlton Heston Fish Locator.

[Scientists Clete and Helen are testing the Gill-Man's intelligence, which for some reason involves the liberal use of a cattle prod.]

Servo

Jeez, the Mengele Institute for Marine Research!

[The camera pans by Greenland on a map.]

Servo

You know what? Screw you Greenland!

[A volcano erupts.]