Starlight Glimmer quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Starlight Glimmer

Welcome! Can I get you a comfort pillow? Security blanket? Empathy cocoa?

Cozy Glow

Uh, I just need some advice.

Starlight Glimmer

Oh! Well, I have plenty of that! Anecdotes, insight, midnight confessions... I'm babbling.

Starlight Glimmer

I'll help you set up your—

Princess Twilight, thanks so much for this!

Twilight Sparkle

Of course I care about Fluttershy!

Pinkie Pie

Then you've got a super weird way of showing it!

W-What in Equestria's going on here?

Pinkie Pie

Twilight is so into her "retreat" that she doesn't even care if her friends are upset! She just wants us to "Stay. On. Schedule"!

Twilight Sparkle

Well, I'm sorry, Pinkie, if I knew you thought this was a "boring, lame, no-fun retreat", I wouldn't have invited you in the first place!

Pinkie Pie

I never said that!!

Applejack

Sorry, y'all. We would've been here sooner, but we had to take the long way after Rarity ran off with all my stuff.

Wha—?! I most certainly did not!

Applejack

What?! You know I ain't no liar! [to Starlight Glimmer] Where's all your gear?

Starlight Glimmer

Why? So you can laugh at me some more?!

Rainbow Dash

Hey, hey, we're all friends here!

Fluttershy

Friends?! You left me alone in the woods! [sobs]

Twilight Sparkle

EVERYPONY, QUIET!!!

Twilight Sparkle

Listen. We know each other really well — the great stuff and how to get on each other's nerves, too. I wanted a fun trip with my friends, but instead I got carried away with plans and ruined everything. If you want to forget it all and head home, I won’t be offended. I just want us to stop fighting.

Applejack

[to Starlight Glimmer] Hey, sorry if I got carried away with all that camping stuff.

Starlight Glimmer

I'm sorry, too. I should've just told you I'll never like camping. Also, I'll never like camping.

Well, if we're all being honest, I can't survive with just this tiny yet fashionable little saddlebag! I miss my things!

Twilight Sparkle

[gasps] Are you kidding me?

Pinkie Pie

[laughing] This was... the worst... day... ever!

Starlight Glimmer

Come on, everypony. We can fix this campsite in no time.

Applejack

Spoken like a true camper.

Starlight Glimmer

Eh, don’t push it. [Chuckles]

Twilight Sparkle

You know, if we can survive a day like this, I think our friendship is strong enough to handle anything the world can throw at us.

Spike

Eh, being a princess for Twilight was hard enough.

Starlight Glimmer

I'm gonna pretend that made sense.

Starlight Glimmer

This is your first time at our new school, isn't it?

Oh, was I not invited to the grand opening?

Friends and Family Day?

Baccalaureate?

I hadn't noticed.

Starlight Glimmer

You hired a tree as a teacher?!

Discord

Its schedule was free.

Starlight Glimmer

No pony ever invited you to the school. And when you offered to help, I didn't listen. I was so worried about doing things Twilight's way, I didn't stop to think about being a good friend. I'd like to apologize for that. And offer you the job of vice headmare.

Spike

Huh?

Silverstream

Really?!

Gallus

What?!

Ocellus

Why?!

Yona

No!

Smolder

Him?!

Sandbar

Totally confused.

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash and Rarity have very different interests that keep them busy. But being friends is so important to them, they always manage to make time for each other.

Gallus

You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends?

Starlight Glimmer

It may seem like Rarity and Rainbow Dash don't have that much in common when you try to put it into words, but sometimes friendships can't be explained. You just have to see them in action to understand.

Twilight Sparkle

There's nothing better than a bond with another pony. You can share all kinds of things.

Starlight Glimmer

I think we'll stick to the stage magic for now.

Trixie

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't chant.

Trixie

You said there'd be plenty of places to stay. "Don't even worry about it," you said. Ya might've thought to make a reservation!

Starlight Glimmer

Um, I've been with you singing and standing in line. When would I have done that?

Trixie

Your snoring is a bit, um...

Starlight Glimmer

Loud? [nervous laugh] Yeah, I do that. I had my village convinced we were being attacked by bears every night.

Starlight Glimmer

Do you suppose the Terrifying Trunk Escape is too much for a pony who drinks all the juice and talks non-stop in her sleep?! What if the Great and Powerful Trixie can't...

Trixie

Sleep?! Because her roommate snores like an ursa major?!

Trixie

I'm so exhausted, I could sleep through a stampede of wild boars! Which, you'll be delighted to know, is only slightly louder than your snoring.

Starlight Glimmer

Well, I'm looking forward to rehearsing the act with you all night. So diligent of you to go over it and over it in your sleep.

It seems there is trouble on the road to friendship.

Starlight Glimmer

[derisive laugh] Ya think?!