Trixie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Trixie

Well, well, well, it seems we have some neigh-sayers in the audience! Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of The Great and Powerful Trixie?! Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?

Rainbow Dash and Applejack may act like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.

Trixie

Ooh, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that "rat's nest" you call a mane?

[angry] Oh, it is on!

Trixie

I became a laughing stock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at and ostracized! I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!

Pinkie Pie

Hey! You're lucky a rock farm would take the likes of you! [Trixie drags Pinkie Pie's mouth into a trash bin]

Trixie

Pull you fools! [whips Snips and Snails] Somepony set off the magic forcefield, and Trixie intends to punish them!

[struggling] But wouldn't it be faster if we had some ... wheels?

Trixie

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels. Now pull faster!

Yes, I'm tellin' you Snips! She's getting weirder and weirder!

Starlight

You know each other?

Twilight

You could say that.

Trixie

We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a second chance, and I appreciate it. [pause]

Twilight

So, um, what brings you to Ponyville?

Trixie

The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage show of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!

Starlight

That's kind of a mouthful.

Trixie

It's a working title.

Twilight

Well, you won. I hope you're happy!

Trixie

[sighs] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.

Twilight

Trixie?

Trixie

Which is exactly the way she likes it! Thank you, Princess Twilight, for getting rid of that annoying pony who wanted to be my first friend! I am not sad at all! I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces! [closes the curtain]

Starlight

Thanks so much for doing this, Trixie. When Twilight said I should bring a friend, you were the first pony I thought of.

Trixie

Great idea, Princess Twilight. Asking me – Starlight's best friend – to help her on this difficult journey really shows how wise a princess you have really become.

Twilight

[through gritted teeth] Thanks, Trixie. [hushed, to Spike] I was talking about me.

Starlight

Trixie? Trixie, it's Starlight! Are you awake?

Trixie

[muffled, bleary] Of course, Princess Celestia... I'd love to perform for peanut butter crackers...

Starlight

Trixie, wake up!

Trixie

[coughing] [tired] Starlight? What time is it?

Starlight

It's late. I think I figured out what's wrong with my friends!

Trixie

[yawning] I have a whole list of things that are wrong with your friends. We can go over it in the morning.

Trixie

Whoops! I guess I pictured a teacup poodle? Heh.

Starlight Glimmer

Trixie! You ruined my teacakes!

Trixie

I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell! Real magic! Come on! Be impressed by me! [as Starlight Glimmer] "Yay, Trixie! You're so great at magic and having good hair!"

Trixie

[giggles] We are gonna have so much more fun than them!

Starlight Glimmer

[giggles] Shhh!

Trixie

Twilight, wait! Starlight has something for you!

Twilight Sparkle

Huh?

Starlight Glimmer

[nervously] Here, I, um, brought you snacks...

Twilight Sparkle

Oh, how... thoughtful, thanks. We will... not get hungry on the train.

Starlight Glimmer

It was supposed to be teacakes, but... [sighs] it's a long story. Have a great time!

Twilight Sparkle

You, too!

Starlight Glimmer

[hyperventilating] No-no-no-no-no-no-no! You made Twilight's friendship map disappear!

Trixie

[clears throat] Teleport.

Starlight Glimmer

Really?!

Trixie

Well, it was behind the apple. It was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!

Starlight Glimmer

Trixie, we have to get that map back.

Trixie

We'll find it. No big deal.

Starlight Glimmer

Twilight's never gonna trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?!

Trixie

Teleport, like you told me to.

[garbled sped-up gibberish]

Trixie

Um, what exactly is a long-distance plan?

Twilight Sparkle

There's nothing better than a bond with another pony. You can share all kinds of things.

Starlight Glimmer

I think we'll stick to the stage magic for now.

Trixie

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't chant.

If I cannot convince you to bring your tour to Saddle Arabia, I must be prepared to relate its magnificence to your many fans there.

Trixie

"Many fans", you say? [laughs] Well, I suppose I could consider the trip.

Trixie

You said there'd be plenty of places to stay. "Don't even worry about it," you said. Ya might've thought to make a reservation!

Starlight Glimmer

Um, I've been with you singing and standing in line. When would I have done that?