Pinkie Pie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Pinkie Pie

[laughing] Do me, do me!

Pinkie Pie

Meh, I've seen better. [grabs Twilight and uses her as a Gatling Gun]

Pinkie Pie

Hey, you guys! Did you know I can totally play the organ? Because I didn't!

Pinkie Pie

Look at me! I'm part of the Apple family too! I'm arguing! Argue, argue, argue! Bicker, bicker! [laughs]

Pinkie Pie

I'm glad the committee didn't automatically pick me so everypony gets a chance to see how great being me actually is! Even though the festival's basically a party and the pony of ceremonies gets to organize the whole thing. So it'd totally make sense if they did pick me.

Pinkie Pie

Yeah. Making copies of yourself always sounds like a great idea, but before you know it, you're locked in a room with fifty Pinkie Pies watching paint dry.

Pinkie Pie

[laughs] Hey, I got an idea. Let's not tell anypony that part where you maybe, for sure, accidentally helped Starlight enslave a town! [laughs, seriously] Tell no pony!

Earth ponies are numbskulls!

Pegasi are brutes!

Unicorns are snobs!

Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from? [Pumpkin Cake tries to grab at the broom "microphone"] Well that's great, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it 'cause I couldn't find tractors that small! [awkward silence] Get it? Tractors that small? [more awkward silence] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him! [plays a rimshot]

[cries again]

Pinkie Pie

Oooh, tough crowd. [back at the stage] Tell me about it.

Fluttershy, what are you doing? That's no way to behave!

Fluttershy

Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy is a pushover!

No, sweetie, he didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.

Fluttershy

What?! You just want new Fluttershy to be a doormat like old Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is gone!

Pinkie Pie

New Fluttershy? Old Fluttershy?!

What happened to nice Fluttershy? We want that Fluttershy back.

Fluttershy

No, you want wimp Fluttershy. You want pushover Fluttershy. You want do-anything-to-her-and-she-won't-complain Fluttershy!

Pinkie Pie

Nyaaaaah! Too many Fluttershys to keep track of! Make it stop!

Fluttershy

Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?

[angrily] Now, stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!

Fluttershy

Why not? I thought 'petty' is what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion.

Pinkie Pie

Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!

Fluttershy

Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? [Pinkie retreats] I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!

Pinkie Pie

[in tears] Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay!

[also in tears] I cannot believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!

Fluttershy

Iron Will's not a monster, he's a minotaur! [she angrily sees her reflection on Rarity and Pinkie's tear puddle and comes to realization in tears] I'm the monster.

Rainbow Dash

Who wants a flugelhorn?

Pinkie Pie

I want a flugelhorn!

Rainbow Dash

[frustrated] Who else wants a flugelhorn?

Pinkie Pie

[screaming] I want a flugelhorn!!

Pinkie Pie

Oh, but wait; I just told myself to not talk to myself any more. I should say something to her. Or, would that still be talking to myself? Excuse me, me? Can I have a word with you? Uh, I mean, me? Listen, I can see you're having lots of fun, but-

Fun?! Did somebody say fun? Where?

Pinkie Pie

Okay, between the bunch of us, we should have every nook and cranny of fun in Ponyville covered, at all times. An unprecedented and massive undertaking! But first, a pop quiz on the names I taught you! [flips through drawings on a noteboard]

Applejack! Fluttershy! Pinkie Pie!

Pinkie Pie

Excellent. Okay, let's get on with this, folks. Fan out on three. One- [everyone quickly leaves] Eh, good enough.

[sees the orange-frog that Twilight had made earlier in a window] Is that... Is that a frog crossed with an orange?

Cool!

Where? [all three clones are zapped back to the pond by Twilight Sparkle]

[to another clone] Look what I can do with my hooves! [inflates fingers out of a hoof; both are zapped away]

Betcha can't make a face crazier than... THIS! [makes a Generation Three face; is zapped away]

Scootaloo

Pinkie Pie, let us in!

Pinkie Pie

[laughs] Funny joke!

Apple Bloom

No, really! Let- us- in!

Pinkie Pie

Ohhh! Here!

Trixie

I became a laughing stock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at and ostracized! I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!

Pinkie Pie

Hey! You're lucky a rock farm would take the likes of you! [Trixie drags Pinkie Pie's mouth into a trash bin]