Smolder quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Smolder

Chrysalis! Where's Ocellus?!

Smolder

[muffled] I like cute, silly stuff.

Smolder

I like cute, silly stuff! But ever since school started, I've realized that sometimes I kinda don't mind cute stuff.

Smolder

Sludge just lays around while you wait on him claw and tail? Uh, dragons are rude and rebellious, but they aren't lazy lumps who take advantage of their kids.

Smolder

Oof! Is there anything in Yakyakistan that isn't the best?

Yona

Yes! Wait. No! Yaks best.

Smolder

I take back everything I said about you! That was cool!

Ocellus

Thanks! Wait, what did you say about me?

Yona

Yona not really like school. But, Yona like new friends! [bear hugs Smolder]

Smolder

[grunts] [strained] Smolder... like breathing!

Silverstream

You guys! I just found stairs!

Gallus

Aaaand we care because...?

Silverstream

Stairs are awesome! We don't have anything like 'em underwater 'cause you know, [magic zap] no way to climb 'em!

Ohhhh.

Ember

Ugh, fine! If you promise to stop singing, Smolder can stay!

Smolder

Wahoo!

Prince Rutherford

Uh, if dragon stay, yak stay.

Thorax

I know you will make the changelings proud, Ocellus.

Seaspray

You belong here. Now, can you show me those stair things you mentioned?

Silverstream

[incoherent excited noises]

[to Gallus] What? You belong at home! You think I care if you've made friends?

Gallus

Please, Grandpa Gruff? [whimpers]

Alright, alright! Stop doing that!

Starlight Glimmer

Guess I make a pretty good guidance counselor, huh?

Twilight Sparkle

Yes! Writing the rulebook was the most fun ever! I can't wait to start working on the new lesson plans!

Applejack

[clears throat]

Twilight Sparkle

...with some help from my friends.

Rainbow Dash

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Harder! Put your backs into it, newbies!

Applejack

Stroooooke... Stroooooke... Stroooooke... Slower... Focus on your paddle technique, y'all.

Silverstream

Woo-hoo! We're really going now!

Smolder

So... when do we get to the part when we move?

Twilight Sparkle

How's the canoeing... going?

Smolder

About as good as the apple shed building.

Smolder

[to Spike] If you're trying to hide, you need to do a better job. All I had to do was follow the smoke.

Spike

[strained voice] Leave me alone...

Smolder

What?

Spike

[strained] Leave... me... alone...

Smolder

I can't under-- Was that "sleeves made of foam"?

Spike

[strained] I said leave [voice turns loud again] ME ALONE!

Smolder

[laughs] Wow! I have seen some pretty bad molts in my time, but yours takes the cake!

Spike

Molts?

Smolder

The molt. Super painful stone scales, fire burps, uncontrollable volume shifts - it's all part of growing up dragon. Congrats! [slaps him on the back, making him groan in pain] Oh, sorry.

Smolder

That molt stench is a magnet for predators. Tatzlwurms, hydras, rocs...

Spike

Dragons are scared of rocks?

Smolder

R-O-C-S. Rocs. Humongous birds of prey that can snack on a molting dragon like candy!

Spike

[strained] So Twilight's kicking me out, and the only creatures who don't find me disgusting want to eat me?

Smolder

Seriously, I heard none of that.

Spike

[loudly] TWILIGHT'S KICKING ME OUT, AND THE ONLY CREATURES WHO DON'T FIND ME DISGUSTING WANT TO EAT ME?!

Smolder

Congrats!

Starlight Glimmer

No pony ever invited you to the school. And when you offered to help, I didn't listen. I was so worried about doing things Twilight's way, I didn't stop to think about being a good friend. I'd like to apologize for that. And offer you the job of vice headmare.

Spike

Huh?

Silverstream

Really?!

Gallus

What?!

Ocellus

Why?!

Yona

No!

Smolder

Him?!

Sandbar

Totally confused.

Smolder

Yeah. Dragons don't do pony holidays.

Spike

Sure we do! I love Hearth's Warming Eve! It's all about friends and presents and family and... presents!

Gallus

Two whole weeks without classes. How will Ocellus survive?

Ocellus

You must do something in the winter for fun.

Smolder

Well, we do have the Feast of Fire. Every dragon gets together and tells stories. The best one wins a pile of gemstones.

Smolder

[sarcastic] That's a great story. And you told it really well.

Sandbar

Yeah. It was a Hearth's Warming miracle.

Silverstream

I can't miss the Three Days of Freedom Celebration!

Gallus

[sarcastic] How long does that last?

Silverstream

It used to be only one day, but now to commemorate our escape from the Storm King, we're adding two more days of awesome!