Sweetie Belle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Sweetie Belle

It's funny. I've been sitting here feeling sorry for myself for not having a special pony on Hearts and Hooves Day. But remembering all the fun we had, I think I have two special ponies – my two best friends.

Scootaloo

I said, you got a problem with "blank flanks"?

Silver Spoon

The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.

Sweetie Belle

No, it means she's full of potential.

Scootaloo

It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [imitating Diamond Tiara] like, endless.

Sweetie Belle

She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...

Scootaloo

...and she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.

Sweetie Belle

Um, that doesn't look like a table.

Scootaloo

[unsurely] We were making a table?

Apple Bloom

Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!

Scootaloo

We are definitely not Cutie Mark Crusader Carpenters.

Fluttershy

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?

Apple Bloom

A game?

Fluttershy

It's called "Shh."

Scootaloo

What's that?

Fluttershy

Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? [the Crusaders appear uninterested] I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squeaks, holds her breath for a few moments]

Scootaloo

...I lose!

Sweetie Belle

Me too!

Apple Bloom

Me three!

Scootaloo

What are you doing?

Apple Bloom

Callin' for the chicken!

Scootaloo

That is not how you call a chicken!

Apple Bloom

Oh, and you know how to call a chicken!

Scootaloo

I know that's not the way!

Apple Bloom

Then show me.

Scootaloo

I don't have to show you!

Apple Bloom

You're just chicken.

Scootaloo

Am not!

Apple Bloom

Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!

Scootaloo

[sarcastically] That's so funny I forgot to laugh. [walks off]

Apple Bloom

You also forgot how to call a chicken.

Sweetie Belle

Guys, we are not gonna find our special talent by arguing.

Apple Bloom

That's it! maybe arguing's our special talent!

Scootaloo

Is not!

Apple Bloom

Is too!

Scootaloo

Is not!

Apple Bloom

Is too![showing scootaloo her flank] Anything yet?

Scootaloo

No.

Apple Bloom

Darn!

Scootaloo

I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like, really hard.

Sweetie Belle

Oh, they can't be that bad; "With our cutie marks, we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digest-ia"? Um? Well, these are good but...

Scootaloo

Ok, so that's six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?

Sweetie Belle

Yeah, instructions on how to use six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.

Scootaloo

We can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville...

Apple Bloom

Applejack!

Sweetie Belle

Rarity!

Scootaloo

No, you guys. I said "cool". You know what I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything.

Pinkie Pie?

Scootaloo

No! The greatest flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale.

Fluttershy?

Scootaloo

No! Rainbow Dash!

[concluding her story] And that's how Equestria was made!

Scootaloo

Wha? Huh?

Maybe on the way home, I can tell you how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem.

Sweetie Belle

Oh c'mon, she's just being Pinkie Pie.

This creature is called a Draconequus; he has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose it represents?

Sweetie Belle

Confusion!

Apple Bloom

Evil!

Scootaloo

Chaos!

Sweetie Belle

It's not chaos, you dodo!

Scootaloo

Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos.

Sweetie Belle

Is not!

Apple Bloom

You're both wrong!

Twilight

[popping out of a ball the Crusaders were playing with, with a demented expression on her face] HI, GIRLS!

Apple Bloom

Uh.. Hi, Twilight! How're ya doing?

Twilight

Oh great. Just great! You look like you're doing great too. Obviously don't need the help of another good friend! [gets out an old looking doll] This, is Smarty Pants; she was mine I when I was your age, and now I want to give it to you!

Scootaloo

[unsure] Uhh, she's great.

Apple Bloom

[unsure] Yeah, great.

Sweetie Belle

[unsure] I really like her ... mane?

Twilight

She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!

Scootaloo

That's umm, great.

Apple Bloom

Yeah, great.

Sweetie Belle

I really like her ... mane?

Twilight

I hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such gooooood friends!

[sniffs a glass of ashes] I didn't know you could burn juice.

I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a Cutie Mark in fancy cooking by the time we get back from our vacation.

Vacation? Is that this week, as in, starting this very instant this week?!

Uhh, let me guess: apple sauce?

Sweetie Belle

Nope, toast!

Very well then, what shall we write to the Princess?

Sweetie Belle

I'll start. "Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world. But it sure isn't the easiest."

I agree that being sisters is a wonderful thing, but it takes teamwork. Sometimes it's about compromising. Sometimes it's about accepting each others' differences. But mostly, it's about having fun together. Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty.

Sweetie Belle

A lot dirty.

A little bit dirty.

Sweetie Belle

A lot dirty!

A little bit dirty!

Sweetie Belle

A lo --

Spike

Hold it, hold it! How about: a medium amount of dirty, not too little, not too much, just right?

Deal!

Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you her-

Sweetie Belle

-Punch!

Excuse me?

Sweetie Belle

Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.

Apple Bloom

Yup.

Sweetie Belle

[hesitantly] We thought you two would be perfect together... To test it... Together. So, ah, we'll just leave you two alone... Together, to test it.

Big Mac?

Big Mac

Eeyup?

...You have something stuck in your teeth.

Sweetie Belle

[emerges from a bush] OH, COME ON!!! [Scootaloo drags her back down]