Spike quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Spike

Twilight Flopple!

Spike

Spike want!

Spike

Rarity... I need to tell you something, just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush... [Rarity stops him, and looks back at him with teary eyes]

Spike

I'm so scared...

Twilight

Take a note please, to the princess.

Spike

Okey-dokey!

Twilight

"My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have lead me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster."

Spike

Hold on! "Prece... prece...." [beat]

Twilight

.."Threshold."

Spike

"Threi..." [another beat]

Twilight

Um, "brink"?

Twilight

Ugh, "that something bad is about to happen"!

Spike

[reading Celestia's response] "My dearest, most faithful student Twilight, you know that I value your diligence, and that I trust you completely..."

Twilight

Mm-hmm.

Spike

"...But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!"

Twilight

[Gasps in shock]

Spike

"My dear Twilight: There is more to a young pony's life than studying. So I’m sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year’s location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends."

Twilight

[groans]

Spike

Look on the bright side, Twilight, the Princess arranged for you to stay in a library! Doesn’t that make you happy?

Twilight

[pauses, brightening up] Yes, yes, it does. You know why? Because I’m right. I’ll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon’s return.

Spike

Then when will you make friends, like the Princess said?

Twilight

She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I’ll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.

Spike

Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about!

Spike

C'mon Twilight, just try!

Twilight Sparkle

[beat] Uh… Hello?

Twilight Sparkle

Well, that was interesting alright.

Spike

Decorations...beautiful.

Twilight

Yes, the décor is coming along nicely. This oughta be quick. I’ll be at the library in no time. Beautiful, indeed.

Spike

Not the décor... [looks at Rarity, a white pony with a different shaded-purple curly mane and tail] Her!

No...no...no...oh!...Goodness, no...hmmm...

Spike

How are my spines? Are they straight?

Spike

“My faithful student Twilight: Why didn’t you just say so in the first place?”

Spike

Six tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala!

Twilight

Now we can all go!

My, my, my, what boasting.

Spike

Come on, no pony is magical as Twi... Twi... Twi... oh humhum... Oh hey, Rarity! I uh... Mustache! [dashes off]

Spike

[laughing] This is hilarious! Look at all of you. We got Hair-ity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... I got nothin'. "Twilight Sparkle"... I mean, seriously. I can't even work with that.

Twilight

[Sarcastic laugh] This is no joke, Spike!

Spike

Well, you're good at a lot of things... Just not nest making, ice skating, animal waking, snow clearing...

Twilight

[sarcastically] Oh, thanks a lot for making me feel sooo much better.

Spike

That's what I'm here for, sister.

Applejack

Nuts Twilight, you used magic.

Spike

The nerve. Can you believe her?

Applejack

That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MAH farm.

Twilight

Well, see, I just wanted to... oh.

Spike

You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the better athletic.

Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"!

Spike

Yes it... does? Wha?

And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.

Spike

So, no fudge?

No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

Twilight

Okay, take this down... [watches Pinkie Pie's through binoculars attached to her wheelchair] Twitchy ... tail.

Spike

[writing] Twitchy tail ... huh?! [screaming] Twitchy Tail!!

Twilight

Hush Spike, we can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?

Spike

Something's gonna fall! Something's gonna fall! Run for your lives! Ahahahaaaah! [runs off]

Twilight

[angered] Ahh Spike, honestly, you're overreacti-