Sandbar quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Sandbar

I've always looked up to you. You would never turn your back on each other, and that's what makes you strong. Now I have a group of friends that I think is every bit as amazing as yours. If I have to give up on them to make you proud, then you aren't the ponies I thought you were. I don't care if I disappoint you. You disappoint me.

Sandbar

Whoa, sorry! I'm Sandbar! Are you a student here too?

Gallus

[sarcastically] No, I thought I'd just randomly stand here and assume any ponies would walk into me. [blows feather]

Sandbar

We got to get our professors out of there! Any creature have a plan?

Gallus

Leave 'em hanging?

Silverstream

What?!

Gallus

I'm kidding! ...Kinda.

Starlight Glimmer

No pony ever invited you to the school. And when you offered to help, I didn't listen. I was so worried about doing things Twilight's way, I didn't stop to think about being a good friend. I'd like to apologize for that. And offer you the job of vice headmare.

Spike

Huh?

Silverstream

Really?!

Gallus

What?!

Ocellus

Why?!

Yona

No!

Smolder

Him?!

Sandbar

Totally confused.

Sandbar

How do you celebrate Hearth's Warming in Yakyakistan, Yona?

Yona

Yaks do not. Our holiday much better. Is called Snilldar Fest. Night before, yaks gather things to smash and put them in big pile. Then in morning, we smash them! In afternoon, we smash them again! In evening—

Gallus

So it's just about smashing stuff, like all your other holidays.

Yona

No! How griffon get that idea?

Smolder

[sarcastic] That's a great story. And you told it really well.

Sandbar

Yeah. It was a Hearth's Warming miracle.

Silverstream

I can't miss the Three Days of Freedom Celebration!

Gallus

[sarcastic] How long does that last?

Silverstream

It used to be only one day, but now to commemorate our escape from the Storm King, we're adding two more days of awesome!

Sandbar

Hey, this reminds me of another story! "The Time I Almost Spilled Grape Juice on the White Couch"!

Smolder

Does it have a depressing ending?

Ocellus

I'm not sure pony stories work that way.

Yona

Gallus want Yona braid feathers?

Gallus

Uhhh... pass.

Silverstream

[singing proudly] Hearth's Warming Eve is here once again!

Silverstream

Was that before or after Discord made chocolate rain?

Cozy Glow

[whispers] After.

Gallus

That's a plumbing diagram on how to fix a sink.

Silverstream

[giggles]

Sandbar

What does that have to do with Equestrian history?

Silverstream

Nothing. I just can't believe that's how sinks work!

Cozy Glow

Just consider where you all came from. If Sandbar hadn't sacrificed so much of his time to get you up to speed, who knows how behind you'd be?

Sandbar

That's... not what—

Cozy Glow

[to Ocellus] I mean, growing up as a love-starved changeling? [to Silverstream] Or hiding underwater from an evil king all those years? Trusting anycreature must be so hard for you. [to Gallus] And griffons never want to be around anycreature, even other griffons. [to Smolder] And dragons are so fierce compared to us. There must be days you can't wait to get away from all us cute ponies. [to Yona, imitating Yona] "Everypony know yaks think yaks are best!" Making friends with any other creature must seem like a step down. It's just so impressive how you keep trying to understand friendship, even though it isn't in your nature.

Sandbar

[gasps] My first friendship adventure! Yes! Count me in! Oh, I've been waiting for this— Wait! The others!

We don't need them! We need you!

Sandbar

I don't want anything to do with creatures that could threaten Equestria!

Chancellor Neighsay

Wisely put, colt.

Sandbar

Will you help me?

Apple Bloom

Do mulberries have seeds?

Apple Bloom

That's a yes.

Lord Tirek

What a pity. Well, for you. Sweet revenge for me. It seems my little protege's plan worked after all.

[gasp]

Applejack

Which little protégé?

Lord Tirek

Oh, we’ve never met. We’re pen pals. Each letter had so many questions about draining magic.

And you answered them?!

Lord Tirek

Well, I was bored. So I simply pointed, uh, my pen pal in the right direction.

Fluttershy

Can't you just tell us your pen pal's name? I mean, since we’re stuck here anyway?

Lord Tirek

Oh, why not? The irony is too perfect. Her name is...

Sandbar

...COZY GLOW! ...I-I-I coulda sworn I saw her come down this way when she left her office.

Ocellus

If Sandbar's turned his back on us, every other pony probably has, too.

Yona

Sandbar not turn his back! Sandbar is our friend!

Smolder

Uh, did you miss the part where he said he didn't want anything to do with us?

Silverstream

Maybe he just said that so one of us could be free to snoop around and figure out what's going on.

Sandbar

I don't know. That sounds too clever for a pony to come up with.

Cozy Glow

You've ruined everything! Now Twilight and her ridiculous friends can escape from Tartarus!

Cozy Glow

I mean... Yay! All my friends are safe!

Applejack

You can drop the act, Cozy Glow! Your pen pal Tirek told us all about how he helped you suck up all that magic!

Twilight Sparkle

But I still don't understand why?

Cozy Glow

[growls] Why?! Because friendship is power! You might be the Princess of Friendship, but as headmare of this school, I can collect even more friends than you!

Twilight Sparkle

You're the one who doesn't get it, Cozy. Friendship is powerful, but power isn't why you make friends. I'm sorry couldn't teach you that.

Gallus

Well, you taught us.

Silverstream

You can't let one bad apple make you think you failed.

Sandbar

And we never could've stopped her if we hadn't learned what you taught us about friendship.

Cozy Glow

Honesty? Loyalty? Generosity? Blah-blah-blah... I can make more friends without using any of them! And if I can't do it here, I'll do it somewhere else!

Yeah, I don't think so!