Mean Rarity quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?

A rock?! That's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn?! I followed you all the way out here for a rock?! [grunts] Dumb rock!

Please, tell me I did not forget the plates ... I did! I totally forgot them! Out of all the things that could happen, this is the worst, possible, thing!! [drags in a fainting couch and falls onto it] Whyyyy...?! Whyyyy....?! Whyyyyyyyyy...!?

What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you?

Arrrggh, Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and craft project? [sees Sweetie Belle's project, a picture of her and Rarity made from gemstones] Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister. What have I done?! All the time I could have spent with you was wasted complaining, and wishing you were gone! [cries] Woe is me!! [stops herself] No! I must get her back. I MUST! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!

Oh, be quiet! You've got nothing to be proud of! You steal everypony's things, terrorize the town, and use me as a weapon against my own friends! Which, as horrible as it is, I can almost understand because you're a dragon and all, but this! [tears off a ruined cape] This, is a crime against fashion!!

[to Applejack] I am running out of weaving materials for the Traditional Crafts booths! I just made a hat out of three pieces of hay and a drinking straw! I made it work, but still!

Uh, Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and... do stop being a vampire bat.

First place?

But, wait... I don't seem to need it anymore, do I? Yes. Yes! I can feel its magic flowing within me now! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

And this is when we pretended we were storybook princesses. And here we pretended we were on a dangerous yet stylish safari. [sobs] So many wonderful memories!

[in the roc's talons] This isn't the first time I've been in the clutches of a horrible giant creature, [sobbing] but it doesn't get any easier!

[calling out Mean Applejack for insulting Starlight] I'm going to make sure that she doesn't break a hoof out there, and then you and I are going to have a serious talk.

Spike

Decorations...beautiful.

Twilight

Yes, the décor is coming along nicely. This oughta be quick. I’ll be at the library in no time. Beautiful, indeed.

Spike

Not the décor... [looks at Rarity, a white pony with a different shaded-purple curly mane and tail] Her!

No...no...no...oh!...Goodness, no...hmmm...

Spike

How are my spines? Are they straight?

Twilight

alright. Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail!

Oh, it's fine, my dear. Short tails are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back.

Rainbow Dash

So would the mustache.

Twilight

[furiously] QUIET!

And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.

Twilight

Girls, there's no use in arguing.

But Twilight-

Twilight

Eh! This is my decision, and I'm gonna make it on my own, and I certainly can't think straight with all this noise... [stomach rumbles] not to mention hunger. Now go on, shoo.

Twilight

And don't worry, I'll figure this out... somehow.