Starlight Glimmer quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Spike

Are you kidding? You totally deserve it! After all, you... saved Equestria from... Queen Chrysalis! With the help of Trixie and Thorax and Discord and...

Starlight Glimmer

Uh, yeah. I know what happened. I was kinda there.

Spike

Uh, right. Uh, so... what are you wearin'?

Starlight Glimmer

Not sure. Why? Am I supposed to dress up?

Spike

No! I-I mean, you could. It's like Rarity always says... [imitating Rarity] "There's no such thing as overdressed, darling. You're just the best-looking pony in the room." [chuckles]

Twilight Sparkle

Starlight, Trixie, Thorax, and Discord were brave in the face of danger, resourceful when things got challenging, and proved that the bonds of friendship, no matter how unlikely, are stronger than any adversity. By stopping Queen Chrysalis, not only did they save Equestria; they set the changelings free from her reign.

Discord

Go, Discord! Yahoo! [laughs]

Starlight Glimmer

[giggles]

Princess Celestia

And that's why we're proud and honored to give them the Equestrian Pink Hearts of Courage!

Twilight Sparkle

Starlight, trust me. You're ready.

Starlight Glimmer

Yes. No I'm not.

Twilight Sparkle

What are you talking about?

Starlight Glimmer

I'm not ready to leave!

Twilight Sparkle

Oh, good! 'Cause I'm not ready for that either! Here! I got you this present. It was going to be a "congrats on getting a medal of honor" present, but then I was afraid it would have to be a going-away present, but now it's an "I couldn't be happier you're staying" present! It fits perfectly over your dresser! I know. I measured.

Starlight Glimmer

Thank you.

Trixie

Whoops! I guess I pictured a teacup poodle? Heh.

Starlight Glimmer

Trixie! You ruined my teacakes!

Trixie

I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell! Real magic! Come on! Be impressed by me! [as Starlight Glimmer] "Yay, Trixie! You're so great at magic and having good hair!"

Trixie

[giggles] We are gonna have so much more fun than them!

Starlight Glimmer

[giggles] Shhh!

Trixie

Twilight, wait! Starlight has something for you!

Twilight Sparkle

Huh?

Starlight Glimmer

[nervously] Here, I, um, brought you snacks...

Twilight Sparkle

Oh, how... thoughtful, thanks. We will... not get hungry on the train.

Starlight Glimmer

It was supposed to be teacakes, but... [sighs] it's a long story. Have a great time!

Twilight Sparkle

You, too!

Starlight Glimmer

[hyperventilating] No-no-no-no-no-no-no! You made Twilight's friendship map disappear!

Trixie

[clears throat] Teleport.

Starlight Glimmer

Really?!

Trixie

Well, it was behind the apple. It was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!

Starlight Glimmer

Trixie, we have to get that map back.

Trixie

We'll find it. No big deal.

Starlight Glimmer

Twilight's never gonna trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?!

Trixie

Teleport, like you told me to.

Starlight Glimmer

Psst! Do you know a lot about rocks?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] Yes.

Starlight Glimmer

Have you ever come across some kind of super-powerful stone that can store the cutie mark magic of... I don't know... an entire village?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] Yep. In the big cave.

"Messed up"? Does [shows Twilight and Starlight her ruined mane] this look "messed up" to you?!

Honestly! How hard is it to pretend it's not so bad?

Starlight Glimmer

Hard.

Twilight Sparkle

This happened while we were gone?

Applejack

Wow, those are all the places we went when we left to save Equestria!

Ugh, there's that horrid town where we were almost sold!

Rainbow Dash

The pirates! They were pretty awesome! Uh, once they decided not to throw us overboard.

Pinkie Pie

And Mount Aris! Ooh, Starlight, did you know we made seashell necklaces for allllll [inhales] lllllll the sea ponies?

Starlight Glimmer

I— you— really? What about that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot?

Twilight Sparkle

Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville, but she wanted to spread the word of the Storm King's defeat, and share what she learned about friendship.

Applejack

Y'all think that's why the map grew? Friendship quests beyond Equestria?

Fluttershy

I hope not. I've had quite enough life-threatening adventures, thank you very much.

Pinkie Pie

How many friendship quests do you think we need to go on before we have to expand the throne room?

Twilight Sparkle

We can't do it all alone.

Pinkie Pie

Sure, we can! We just need to knock this wall down, get some paint...

Twilight Sparkle

Everypony's already tried to cheer me up. It won't work.

Starlight Glimmer

[short laugh] I'm not going to cheer you up. I'm going to tell you what you did wrong.

Twilight Sparkle

What?!

Starlight Glimmer

You gave up too easily. [beat] Hey, you made me a guidance counselor. That means tough love.

Twilight Sparkle

But the EEA rulebook—

Starlight Glimmer

Doesn't matter!

Ember

Ugh, fine! If you promise to stop singing, Smolder can stay!

Smolder

Wahoo!

Prince Rutherford

Uh, if dragon stay, yak stay.

Thorax

I know you will make the changelings proud, Ocellus.

Seaspray

You belong here. Now, can you show me those stair things you mentioned?

Silverstream

[incoherent excited noises]

[to Gallus] What? You belong at home! You think I care if you've made friends?

Gallus

Please, Grandpa Gruff? [whimpers]

Alright, alright! Stop doing that!

Starlight Glimmer

Guess I make a pretty good guidance counselor, huh?

Twilight Sparkle

Yes! Writing the rulebook was the most fun ever! I can't wait to start working on the new lesson plans!

Applejack

[clears throat]

Twilight Sparkle

...with some help from my friends.

Starlight Glimmer

I can't believe you've memorized your lines already, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy

Once you get past terrifying, paralyzing stage fright, the rest is easy.

Starlight Glimmer

We'll just have to explain to our parents that we're on an important friendship mission so they can't bother us.

Sunburst

Do you really think that will work?

Starlight Glimmer

Nope!

(to their parents, Stellar Flare and Firelight) We don't want your help!!!

I just know how hard things were for you when you left home. I guess I wanted you to feel safe, like... when you were young.

Starlight Glimmer

Dad, I know I've made some mistakes, and I'll probably make a bunch more. But I learn from them. I think that's what growing up is.