Rainbow Dash quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash

[repeated line] Never fear! Your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!

Rainbow Dash

I hate to admit this to myself, and I would really hate admitting it to my friends, but... I love this story. I- I love reading! [eyes widen in realization] I'm an egghead!

Rainbow Dash

[sigh] You know? It feels good to help others get something you always wanted but never had. Almost as good as getting it yourself. Almost.

Rainbow Dash

You gotta really flap 'em hard!

Rainbow Dash

Oop, maybe not quite that hard.

Rainbow Dash

[excited] Oh, I can't deny it! I love to win! But if I ever gotta choose between winning, and being loyal to my friends, I'm always gonna choose my friends. 'Cause as much as I love winning, I love them waaay more.

Rainbow Dash

OK! We get it! You're both great friends.

Rainbow Dash

This just got real.

Rainbow Dash

What would she do without us? Huh. Let me think. [imitating Rarity] "Darlings, I'm absolutely doomed, doomed, doomed!" [laughs, normal voice] I sound just like her! Hey, you're not writing this down, are you?

Rainbow Dash

[repeating lines as she does pranks on everypony] Gotcha!

Rainbow Dash

Somepony is really gonna have to catch us up on what we missed.

Rainbow Dash

Call me "Professor Egghead".

Twilight Sparkle

Pfft! Please. They’d never accept a pegasus who can’t even keep the sky clear for one measly day!

Rainbow Dash

Hey, I could clear the sky in ten seconds flat!

Twilight Sparkle

Prove it.

Rainbow Dash

Loop-the-loop around, and wham! [kicks last cloud] What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat.

Oh, my beloved subjects. It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.

Rainbow Dash

What did you do with our Princess?!?

Applejack

Whoa there, Nelly!

Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don’t you know who I am?

Ooh, ooh! More guessing games! Um...Hokey Smokes! How about...Queen Meanie? No...Black Snooty! Black Snooty!

Does my crown no longer count, now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?

Twilight

I did! And I know who you are, you're the Mare in the Moon: Nightmare Moon!

Well well well, a pony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here...

Twilight

You're here to... to... [gulps]

Remember this day little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth...the night...will last... forever! [laughs evilly]

Twilight

alright. Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail!

Oh, it's fine, my dear. Short tails are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back.

Rainbow Dash

So would the mustache.

Princess Celestia

Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.

But...you told me it was all an old pony tale.

Celestia

I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon’s return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart.

Celestia

Now if only another will as well.

Celestia

Princess Luna.

Celestia

It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.

Sister?

Celestia

Will you accept my friendship?

Luna

I’m so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister.

Celestia

I’ve missed you too.

Celestia

Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?

That’s just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them.

Princess

Spike, take a note, please. [Spike writes something as she dictates.] "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings, from her new home...in Ponyville!"

Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I’ll study harder than ever before!

Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited! Well, except for the time that I went— [gasps] But I mean, really...