Scootaloo quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Scootaloo

This must be just like flying! Woo-hoo!

Scootaloo

Something we forgot to add that both places have – family and friends who love you.

Scootaloo

First order of business – [quickly] Let's-celebrate-the-one-and-only-Rainbow-Dash-yay-she's-amazing-now-if-there's-nothing-else-that-concludes-this-meeting-of-the-Rainbow-Dash-Fan-Club-thank-you-all-for-coming-any-questions?!

Scootaloo

But I don’t want to say goodbye! You’re changing my whole life without even asking how I feel! [crying]

Scootaloo

I said, you got a problem with "blank flanks"?

Silver Spoon

The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.

Sweetie Belle

No, it means she's full of potential.

Scootaloo

It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [imitating Diamond Tiara] like, endless.

Sweetie Belle

She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...

Scootaloo

...and she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.

Sweetie Belle

Um, that doesn't look like a table.

Scootaloo

[unsurely] We were making a table?

Apple Bloom

Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!

Scootaloo

We are definitely not Cutie Mark Crusader Carpenters.

Fluttershy

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?

Apple Bloom

A game?

Fluttershy

It's called "Shh."

Scootaloo

What's that?

Fluttershy

Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? [the Crusaders appear uninterested] I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squeaks, holds her breath for a few moments]

Scootaloo

...I lose!

Sweetie Belle

Me too!

Apple Bloom

Me three!

Scootaloo

What are you doing?

Apple Bloom

Callin' for the chicken!

Scootaloo

That is not how you call a chicken!

Apple Bloom

Oh, and you know how to call a chicken!

Scootaloo

I know that's not the way!

Apple Bloom

Then show me.

Scootaloo

I don't have to show you!

Apple Bloom

You're just chicken.

Scootaloo

Am not!

Apple Bloom

Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!

Scootaloo

[sarcastically] That's so funny I forgot to laugh. [walks off]

Apple Bloom

You also forgot how to call a chicken.

Sweetie Belle

Guys, we are not gonna find our special talent by arguing.

Apple Bloom

That's it! maybe arguing's our special talent!

Scootaloo

Is not!

Apple Bloom

Is too!

Scootaloo

Is not!

Apple Bloom

Is too![showing scootaloo her flank] Anything yet?

Scootaloo

No.

Apple Bloom

Darn!

Applejack

Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse! [awkward pause] Well, don't thank me all at once. This was my clubhouse when I was your age. Sure it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uh, TLC.

Scootaloo

TLC as in "Tender Loving Care" or "Totally Lost Cause".

Scootaloo

I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like, really hard.

Sweetie Belle

Oh, they can't be that bad; "With our cutie marks, we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digest-ia"? Um? Well, these are good but...

Scootaloo

Ok, so that's six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?

Sweetie Belle

Yeah, instructions on how to use six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.

Twilight

"Ghosts, Goblins, and Ghoulish Figures"? Good heavens, girls, what do you need a book like this for?

Scootaloo

You'll see, thanks Twilight! We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it.

Twilight

What do you think they're up to?

Spike

I have no idea, and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out.

Scootaloo

We can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville...

Apple Bloom

Applejack!

Sweetie Belle

Rarity!

Scootaloo

No, you guys. I said "cool". You know what I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything.

Pinkie Pie?

Scootaloo

No! The greatest flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale.

Fluttershy?

Scootaloo

No! Rainbow Dash!

[concluding her story] And that's how Equestria was made!

Scootaloo

Wha? Huh?

Maybe on the way home, I can tell you how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem.

Sweetie Belle

Oh c'mon, she's just being Pinkie Pie.

This creature is called a Draconequus; he has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose it represents?

Sweetie Belle

Confusion!

Apple Bloom

Evil!

Scootaloo

Chaos!

Sweetie Belle

It's not chaos, you dodo!

Scootaloo

Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos.

Sweetie Belle

Is not!

Apple Bloom

You're both wrong!