Apple Bloom quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Apple Bloom

I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better. It probably means that being last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family. Runs in the family... Runs in the family! Runs in the family!! You got apples for your cutie mark; Granny Smith has an apple pie, Big McIntosh has an apple half, my unique talent has something to do with apples! Apples! Apples! Apples!

Apple Bloom

Mysterious package, smudged address, no idea who it's from... Hm. I know what this is. You've got a secret admirer!

Applejack

Stop right there! [emerges from Apple Bloom's mane] Turn around right now, Missy!

Apple Bloom

[smug grin] No.

Applejack

No!? You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister!

Apple Bloom

[places Applejack on a tree branch] Sorry, Applejack, but I'm the big sister now! [walks off]

Applejack

Apple Bloom, you come back here right this instant! I'm gonna tell Big McIntosh in you! Oh, pony feathers!

Apple Bloom

So, what does my cutie mark look like? A shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple? Hmm, maybe I gotta increase my sales figures first... [sees a plum-colored pony trying to dig into a basket of apples] You touch it, you buy it! [under her breath] We take cash or credit.

Applejack

I'm sorry, ma'am [the pony runs off] Ma'am?! Ohhh... Now, Apple Bloom, you can't just...!

Apple Bloom

[dumps apples into Sweetie Drops' bag] That'll be 4 bits!

[agitated] I didn't put those in my bag!

Apple Bloom

Likely story. 4 bits, lady!

Sweetie Belle

Um, that doesn't look like a table.

Scootaloo

[unsurely] We were making a table?

Apple Bloom

Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!

Scootaloo

We are definitely not Cutie Mark Crusader Carpenters.

Fluttershy

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?

Apple Bloom

A game?

Fluttershy

It's called "Shh."

Scootaloo

What's that?

Fluttershy

Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? [the Crusaders appear uninterested] I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squeaks, holds her breath for a few moments]

Scootaloo

...I lose!

Sweetie Belle

Me too!

Apple Bloom

Me three!

Scootaloo

What are you doing?

Apple Bloom

Callin' for the chicken!

Scootaloo

That is not how you call a chicken!

Apple Bloom

Oh, and you know how to call a chicken!

Scootaloo

I know that's not the way!

Apple Bloom

Then show me.

Scootaloo

I don't have to show you!

Apple Bloom

You're just chicken.

Scootaloo

Am not!

Apple Bloom

Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!

Scootaloo

[sarcastically] That's so funny I forgot to laugh. [walks off]

Apple Bloom

You also forgot how to call a chicken.

Sweetie Belle

Guys, we are not gonna find our special talent by arguing.

Apple Bloom

That's it! maybe arguing's our special talent!

Scootaloo

Is not!

Apple Bloom

Is too!

Scootaloo

Is not!

Apple Bloom

Is too![showing scootaloo her flank] Anything yet?

Scootaloo

No.

Apple Bloom

Darn!

Scootaloo

We can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville...

Apple Bloom

Applejack!

Sweetie Belle

Rarity!

Scootaloo

No, you guys. I said "cool". You know what I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything.

Pinkie Pie?

Scootaloo

No! The greatest flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale.

Fluttershy?

Scootaloo

No! Rainbow Dash!

This creature is called a Draconequus; he has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose it represents?

Sweetie Belle

Confusion!

Apple Bloom

Evil!

Scootaloo

Chaos!

Sweetie Belle

It's not chaos, you dodo!

Scootaloo

Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos.

Sweetie Belle

Is not!

Apple Bloom

You're both wrong!

Twilight

[popping out of a ball the Crusaders were playing with, with a demented expression on her face] HI, GIRLS!

Apple Bloom

Uh.. Hi, Twilight! How're ya doing?

Twilight

Oh great. Just great! You look like you're doing great too. Obviously don't need the help of another good friend! [gets out an old looking doll] This, is Smarty Pants; she was mine I when I was your age, and now I want to give it to you!

Scootaloo

[unsure] Uhh, she's great.

Apple Bloom

[unsure] Yeah, great.

Sweetie Belle

[unsure] I really like her ... mane?

Twilight

She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!

Scootaloo

That's umm, great.

Apple Bloom

Yeah, great.

Sweetie Belle

I really like her ... mane?

Twilight

I hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such gooooood friends!

Apple Bloom

What's uncouth?

Applejack

It means uncivil, ya know, bad-mannered. [Applebloom burps loudly] Exactly!

Apple Bloom

Sacrebleu! Plus de marque de cutie! [gasps] Qu'est-ce que c'est?! Je parle français?!

Applejack

My sister's speakin' in fancy!

Apple Bloom

Yup! All good things come to those who wait. [pause] Well! I've waited long enough.

Scootaloo

Actually, that was way too long.

Apple Bloom

Ready, Granny!

Granny Smith

Ready for what?

Apple Bloom

For makin' Zap Apple Jam!

Granny Smith

Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned Zap Apple Jammin'!

Apple Bloom

Yes ma'am, I can't wait ma'am!

Granny Smith

[pauses] Wait for what?

Apple Bloom

To make Zap Apple Jam with you!

Granny Smith

O'course.

Apple Bloom

I'll be embarrassed, shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate-

Scootaloo

What are you, a dictionary?