Cozy Glow quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Cozy Glow

You get some rest. Don't give any of this another thought. Just let Cozy take care of everything.

Cozy Glow

Enjoying yourself in there, Starlight? I'm sorry I had to push you in, but what else could I do? You were going to ruin all my plans.

Cozy Glow

You might get some company soon, if I can’t make that annoying Neighsay back off! [inhales] All this magic needs time to drain from Equestria before my vortex sucks it to another realm! [giggles] Three days can sure seem like forever, huh? You know, you ponies got it all wrong. Friendship isn't magic. Friendship is power. With Twilight and her lackeys out of my way, all of Equestria will bow to me! The future Empress of Friendship! [laughs evilly]

Cozy Glow

Friendship is Magic, and Knowledge is Power. And no pony—not even Starswirl—is more knowledgeable or has more friends than Twilight Sparkle, the greatest spellcaster to have ever lived! Gee whiz... I wonder why?! If there's one thing I've learned here, it's that friendship is the most powerful thing there is on this world. And as headmare of the School of Friendship, no pony will have more friends than me! Making me the most powerful pony in Equestria!

Cozy Glow

[to Cutie Mark Crusaders] Do you three think you can fool me?! I know a diversion when I see it!

Cozy Glow

I'm Cozy Glow. It's very nice to meet you, but I don't know if I'll stay long. I'll probably flunk out. I'm having so much trouble with my friendship lessons.

[gasps]

Sweetie Belle

We can help with those!

Scootaloo

We know all about friendship!

Apple Bloom

And studying with you would be almost as good as being in class!

Starlight Glimmer

Welcome! Can I get you a comfort pillow? Security blanket? Empathy cocoa?

Cozy Glow

Uh, I just need some advice.

Starlight Glimmer

Oh! Well, I have plenty of that! Anecdotes, insight, midnight confessions... I'm babbling.

I still don't understand how Flim and Flam could have gotten a copy of your book.

Cozy Glow

Uh, I finished straightening up in the library.

Silverstream

Was that before or after Discord made chocolate rain?

Cozy Glow

[whispers] After.

Gallus

That's a plumbing diagram on how to fix a sink.

Silverstream

[giggles]

Sandbar

What does that have to do with Equestrian history?

Silverstream

Nothing. I just can't believe that's how sinks work!

Cozy Glow

Just consider where you all came from. If Sandbar hadn't sacrificed so much of his time to get you up to speed, who knows how behind you'd be?

Sandbar

That's... not what—

Cozy Glow

[to Ocellus] I mean, growing up as a love-starved changeling? [to Silverstream] Or hiding underwater from an evil king all those years? Trusting anycreature must be so hard for you. [to Gallus] And griffons never want to be around anycreature, even other griffons. [to Smolder] And dragons are so fierce compared to us. There must be days you can't wait to get away from all us cute ponies. [to Yona, imitating Yona] "Everypony know yaks think yaks are best!" Making friends with any other creature must seem like a step down. It's just so impressive how you keep trying to understand friendship, even though it isn't in your nature.

Cozy Glow

I also color-coded your teaching schedule by friendship element and catalogued all the magical artifacts in the school. I hope that's okay.

Twilight Sparkle

Okay? Cozy, that's amazing! You're like my right-hoof pony! I don't know what I'd do without you.

Cozy Glow

Um, didn't we learn in class about a creature that eats magic? Ter, Tee... Tir-something?

Fluttershy

[gasps] Tirek!

Princess Celestia

If he has found some way to escape his prison or work from within it, he could be responsible for this.

Smolder

It's just kind of weird, isn't it?

Cozy Glow

I don't know what you mean.

Smolder

Like, why'd she change her mind? Why did Starlight write a note instead of saying goodbye to us herself? Doesn't make any sense.

Cozy Glow

[giggles] Oh, Smolder, you forget. We're not scheming dragons. We're ponies. Sounds like some creature needs to do a little extra friendship homework.

Smolder

[growls]

Chancellor Neighsay

Where is Princess Twilight?!

Cozy Glow

Oh, golly. She's away on a quest. I'm watching the school for her.

Chancellor Neighsay

Magic is failing across our land, and she left a foal in charge of this facility?

Chancellor Neighsay

The reign of Princess Twilight is over!

Cozy Glow

Are we going to give the pony who already tried to wreck Twilight's school once another chance to do it?

Cozy Glow

You've ruined everything! Now Twilight and her ridiculous friends can escape from Tartarus!

Cozy Glow

I mean... Yay! All my friends are safe!

Applejack

You can drop the act, Cozy Glow! Your pen pal Tirek told us all about how he helped you suck up all that magic!

Twilight Sparkle

But I still don't understand why?

Cozy Glow

[growls] Why?! Because friendship is power! You might be the Princess of Friendship, but as headmare of this school, I can collect even more friends than you!

Twilight Sparkle

You're the one who doesn't get it, Cozy. Friendship is powerful, but power isn't why you make friends. I'm sorry couldn't teach you that.

Gallus

Well, you taught us.

Silverstream

You can't let one bad apple make you think you failed.

Sandbar

And we never could've stopped her if we hadn't learned what you taught us about friendship.

Cozy Glow

Honesty? Loyalty? Generosity? Blah-blah-blah... I can make more friends without using any of them! And if I can't do it here, I'll do it somewhere else!

Yeah, I don't think so!