Mean Twilight Sparkle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Twilight Sparkle

Spike! I don't know what upsets me more -- that you deliberately tried to set up Owlowiscious, or that you actually thought this pathetic attempt would work! You've let your jealousy get the best of you, Spike! I am truly disappointed! This is NOT the Spike I know and love!!

Twilight Sparkle

[finishing Star Swirl's spell] From all of us together, together we're friends. With the marks of our destinies made one, there is magic without end.

Twilight Sparkle

Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Twilight Sparkle

Prior to the Great Celestia/Luna Rift, there was no need for the Earth-Unicorn-Pegasi, or EUP, Guard. But after Luna’s banishment, the Protective Pony Platoons were formed. On the anniversary of the first Celestial Year of Peace, a celebration was held, Headed by General Firefly, an elite team of aerial performers were chosen to commemorate this auspicious occasion. The first performance was so full of energy, so highly charged, that magical lightning showered down on the crowd. Everypony was so filled with amazement and wonder, that General Firefly dubbed them: The Wonderbolts.

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash! Can you repeat any of my lesson?!

Twilight Sparkle

Equestria, We have a problem.

Twilight Sparkle

Well it's just, Princess Luna raises the moon, Princess Celestia raises the sun, you protect the Crystal Empire (Cadance), and all I seem to do is... smile and wave.

Twilight Sparkle

[singing, last line of season 4] Let the rainbow remind you that together we will always shine.

Twilight Sparkle

If I could have everypony's attention! As you all know, Starlight Glimmer's been my pupil for a while now, and I'd hoped she'd be my pupil for a long time yet to come. But it turns out that's just not meant to be.

Twilight Sparkle

Starlight, you have proved yourself to be a kind, loyal, strong, honest, and truly magical friend. Just looking around this room at all the new friendships you've made, I know there's nothing more I need to teach you. So we have a second reason to celebrate today. Three cheers for Starlight Glimmer on her graduation day!

Twilight Sparkle

It's funny. I thought meeting my idol would give me all the answers I ever wanted. But instead, I forgot what I already knew. Good thing I had a student of my own to remind me.

Twilight Sparkle

I can't take it anymore! It was supposed to be a simple play! Just one simple play! And then everything goes wrong, from the stage to the props, right down to the worst! Lead! Actress! In Equestria!

Mean Twilight Sparkle

Permission? You need us way more than we need you, “Your Majesty”. The others are fools, but with me to lead them, there’s no reason we can’t find the Elements and keep the power for ourselves!

Twilight Sparkle

But the tree couldn't have called you. It's gone! Sombra destroyed it.

Twilight Sparkle

This celebration has always been a reminder not to fear the night, for there is always a new day to look forward to. But as we look towards Equestria's future, I am sad to say that today will be the last Summer Sun Celebration. Because there is something even more important to celebrate. There are two ponies who have watched over us, night and day, for as long as we can remember. We will no longer commemorate their battle or their reunion. Instead, we will take this day to celebrate how much they mean to all of us. From this day forward, today will be known as...the Festival of the Two Sisters!

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both...

...sun and moon...

Twilight Sparkle

...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?

Spike

Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about!

Spike

C'mon Twilight, just try!

Twilight Sparkle

[beat] Uh… Hello?

Twilight Sparkle

Well, that was interesting alright.