Pinkie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited, well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went — [gasps] But I mean, really, who can top that?

[about Gilda] She's a grump, a thief, and a bully! The meanest kind of meanie-pants there is! I can take it, but no-one treats Fluttershy that way! This calls for extreme measures - Pinkie Pie style!

Look! Tambourines! If you could all just--

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [She runs off angrily]

Speaking of beans, did you ever realize how many words rhyme with "bean"? Clean, mean, spleen, unclean, keen, bean!

Yeah! I love reading, and my head isn't even close to the shape of an egg! It's more the shape of an apple, or maybe an orange, but a big orange, more like a grapefruit really...

Woohoo! This is just fantastic! Ooh, now we can hang out together, and chat, and sing songs, and [gasps] party! Oh, I can throw you guys a big party! It'll be called a "Welcome to Ponyville, I found my lost love, I'm BFF's with Pinkie Pie Party" ...Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.

It's sad what happened to your town, King, but Rainbow Dash can't be right. This can't all be because of a missing hunk of gold. [moving the statue's beak, doing a funny voice] "You're right, Pinkie! And you've got amazing hair!" [normal] Aw, King Grover, you old charmer!

Fluttershy and Twilight in Appleloosa! No, me and Rainbow Dash in Las Pegasus! No, Rainbow Dash and Twilight in Yakyakistan! No, Twilight and Twilight in Twilight's castle!

Surprise! Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you, were you?! Huh, Huh, Huh?!!

Twilight

[Deadpan] Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet.

[giggles] That’s silly! [Twilight shakes her head and rolls her eyes in annoyance] What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, Booooring! You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, "Hello," and I was all— [gasps] Remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before, that means you’re new. ’Cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony, in Ponyville. And if you’re new, it meant you hadn’t met anyone yet, and if you haven’t met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, And if you don’t have any friends, then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad. And I had an idea, and that’s why I went -- [gasps] I should throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!

Oh, my beloved subjects. It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.

Rainbow Dash

What did you do with our Princess?!?

Applejack

Whoa there, Nelly!

Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don’t you know who I am?

Ooh, ooh! More guessing games! Um...Hokey Smokes! How about...Queen Meanie? No...Black Snooty! Black Snooty!

Does my crown no longer count, now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?

Twilight

I did! And I know who you are, you're the Mare in the Moon: Nightmare Moon!

Well well well, a pony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here...

Twilight

You're here to... to... [gulps]

Remember this day little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth...the night...will last... forever! [laughs evilly]

Twilight

I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!

[finds a book] "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide".

Twilight

How did you find that?

[singsong] It was under "E"!

Twilight

Oh. [reading about the Elements of Harmony] There are six Elements of Harmony, but only five are known: Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Honesty, and Loyalty. The sixth is a complete mystery. It is said the last known location of the five Elements was in the ancient Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters. It is located in what is now...

The Everfree Forest!

Princess Celestia

Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.

But...you told me it was all an old pony tale.

Celestia

I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon’s return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart.

Celestia

Now if only another will as well.

Celestia

Princess Luna.

Celestia

It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.

Sister?

Celestia

Will you accept my friendship?

Luna

I’m so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister.

Celestia

I’ve missed you too.

Celestia

Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?

That’s just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them.

Princess

Spike, take a note, please. [Spike writes something as she dictates.] "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings, from her new home...in Ponyville!"

Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I’ll study harder than ever before!

Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited! Well, except for the time that I went— [gasps] But I mean, really...

Twilight

[furiously] QUIET!

And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.

Twilight

Girls, there's no use in arguing.

But Twilight-

Twilight

Eh! This is my decision, and I'm gonna make it on my own, and I certainly can't think straight with all this noise... [stomach rumbles] not to mention hunger. Now go on, shoo.

Twilight

And don't worry, I'll figure this out... somehow.

Applejack

Twilight, sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you. And if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.

Fluttershy

Me too. I feel just awful that I made you feel so awful.

And me too! It's no fun upsetting your friends!

Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.

Rainbow Dash

YES! That means the ticket is mine! [sing-song] I've got the ticket! I've got the ticket!

Rainbow Dash

You know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.

Applejack

We all got so gung-ho about going to the Gala, that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.

We're sorry, Twilight.

Twilight

Spike, take down a note. [Spike begins to write on a scroll] "Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing a blessing. But when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."

WHAT!?

Twilight

If my friends can't all go, I don't want to go either!

Applejack

Twilight, you don't have to do that!

Twilight

Nope, I've made up my mind. Spike, you can send the letter now!

Fluttershy

Now you won't get to go to the Gala either.

Twilight

It's OK, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me. [Twilight's friends embrace her] So, I'd rather not go at all.

Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to-

Rainbow Dash

[flies in] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete! This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know, it's gonna be so awesome!

[pushes her away] Exactly. And-

[pops up behind the podium] This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.

What does that have to do with Applejack?

[awkward pause] Oh, Applejack, one of the best bakers ever is gonna help me! Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!

Okay... that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter-

Fluttershy

[appears] Twilight?

-rupted.

Fluttershy

Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills. [slides away]

Twilight Sparkle

Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... [notices the Mayor giving her a guilty and apologetic stare; throws her papers] Ugh, never mind!