Gallus quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Gallus

If this is a test, there's got to be a way out. It's just a puzzle... that will squash you if you don't figure it out.

Gallus

W-We just learned a friendship lesson from a tree, didn't we?

Gallus

This is just like chapter twelve in "Ked Facca's Facts and Artifacts" from Twilight's class!

Gallus

What? I've been studying. Finals are coming up, you know?

Sandbar

Whoa, sorry! I'm Sandbar! Are you a student here too?

Gallus

[sarcastically] No, I thought I'd just randomly stand here and assume any ponies would walk into me. [blows feather]

Gallus

Aw, are we not being sweet and friendly enough for you, pony?

Silverstream

That was sarcasm, right? 'Cause you weren't being sweet or nice?

Gallus

And that's why griffons breathe fire when we get mad.

Silverstream

They do not! Wait! Do they? No! Really?

Yona

Griffons just full of hot air!

Yona

Yona not really like school. But, Yona like new friends! [bear hugs Smolder]

Smolder

[grunts] [strained] Smolder... like breathing!

Silverstream

You guys! I just found stairs!

Gallus

Aaaand we care because...?

Silverstream

Stairs are awesome! We don't have anything like 'em underwater 'cause you know, [magic zap] no way to climb 'em!

Ohhhh.

Gallus

Is that Professor Egghead?!

Yona

Not bad! [quickly] For pony.

Ember

Ugh, fine! If you promise to stop singing, Smolder can stay!

Smolder

Wahoo!

Prince Rutherford

Uh, if dragon stay, yak stay.

Thorax

I know you will make the changelings proud, Ocellus.

Seaspray

You belong here. Now, can you show me those stair things you mentioned?

Silverstream

[incoherent excited noises]

[to Gallus] What? You belong at home! You think I care if you've made friends?

Gallus

Please, Grandpa Gruff? [whimpers]

Alright, alright! Stop doing that!

Starlight Glimmer

Guess I make a pretty good guidance counselor, huh?

Twilight Sparkle

Yes! Writing the rulebook was the most fun ever! I can't wait to start working on the new lesson plans!

Applejack

[clears throat]

Twilight Sparkle

...with some help from my friends.

Applejack

[deep inhale] Now take a good, deep breath. What do you smell?

Gallus

[inhale] Uh, yak?

Yona

[sniffing] Mm-hmm!

Sandbar

We got to get our professors out of there! Any creature have a plan?

Gallus

Leave 'em hanging?

Silverstream

What?!

Gallus

I'm kidding! ...Kinda.

Ocellus

They're all legendary magical artifacts!

Ocellus

Heh-heh. I've read ahead in Equestrian Cultures and Camaraderie: Volume Seven.

Silverstream

[excited squeal] Learning and fun?! Does it get any better than that?!

Gallus

You've been underwater a long time, haven't you?

Silverstream

You paid attention in class!

Gallus

What?!

Starlight Glimmer

No pony ever invited you to the school. And when you offered to help, I didn't listen. I was so worried about doing things Twilight's way, I didn't stop to think about being a good friend. I'd like to apologize for that. And offer you the job of vice headmare.

Spike

Huh?

Silverstream

Really?!

Gallus

What?!

Ocellus

Why?!

Yona

No!

Smolder

Him?!

Sandbar

Totally confused.

Smolder

Yeah. Dragons don't do pony holidays.

Spike

Sure we do! I love Hearth's Warming Eve! It's all about friends and presents and family and... presents!

Gallus

Two whole weeks without classes. How will Ocellus survive?