Starlight Glimmer quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Twilight

Hey, Starlight! Ready to celebrate your first Hearth's Warming Eve here in Ponyville?

Starlight

I was thinking I might just skip it.

[gasp]

Spike

Skip Hearth's Warming Eve?!

Starlight

I just find it all a little silly. It's mostly a day dedicated to presents and candy, isn't it?

Spike

And why would you deny yourself presents and candy? That's crazy talk!

Twilight

I think what Spike means to say is Hearth's Warming is about more than presents and candy. It's a time to spend with friends and family when we celebrate a very important day in Equestria's history.

Starlight

I think to most ponies, it's just an excuse for silly songs and fun, not a day to remember some old story.

Twilight

Maybe you just haven't heard the right Hearth's Warming Eve story yet!

Starlight

Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns sing songs around a hearth to fight back an eternal winter caused by the mythical windigos? Ha! Every foal and filly knows that story.

Twilight

Not that one. My favorite holiday story, "A Hearth's Warming Tale"!

Twilight

Snowfall was all set to cast her spell that would erase Hearth's Warming Eve for all time... [narrating] ...when a voice from the hearth caught her attention.

You sure you wanna go through with this?

Huh?! Who's there?!

The Spirit of Hearth's Warming Past, that's who. And you and me have got to have us a little chat.

A spirit?! [suspiciously] I didn't cast any spirit summoning spell. What are you doing here?

You don't think a spell like that would get by without some powerful forces noticing? You've got our attention, Snowfall Frost, and we've got some pretty strong opinions on this spell of yours.

"We"?

They'll be along in a bit. For now, it's just you and me. Let's get a move on. We got a ton to see and barely any time to see it.

I'm not going anywhere. I've got a spell to cast, and I don't need a history lesson about Hearth's Warming Eve.

We aren't going to the past to learn about the holiday. We're going to learn about you.

[gasps] Spirit? What am I supposed to—

[reverberating] Snowfall Frost! It is I, the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents!

Um, don't you mean "Present", like the time?

No! Toys, Hearth's Warming doll... here, want a cupcake?

Fine, "Presents". All of the pointless things ponies waste their time on.

Oh, Snowfall, it's not what the gift is that matters, it's what the gift means!

It doesn't mean anything. It's just stuff!

Exactly! Sometimes a cupcake means "I love you!" Or a toy means "Hi, how're you doing?" Sometimes a book means "Your mane looks amazing!" And sometimes a scarf means... well, a scarf usually means you look cold. That one's easy.

I don't understand anything you're saying.

Whoa! Whoa! [trembles]

What's happening to you?!

My Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents Sense is going off! That means a song is coming on!

Twilight

[singsong, imitating Pinkie Pie (As the Spirit Of Hearth's Warming Presents)] And the reason is to be with your friends! [normal] What?

Starlight

You know you're doing your Pinkie voice, right?

Twilight

I was not!

Spike

[laughing]

Starlight

So, what happens next?

Twilight

Well, the party was—

Spike

Wait! Can we take a quick break? I need to refill my cocoa.

Twilight

[groans] Fine. But hurry up! We're almost to the best part!

Oh, my.

Snowfall Frost?

I was hoping I wasn't too late for the party? I brought gifts. [record needle scratch]

[spit-take] Boss?!

I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Wow. [rip] Dragon toenail? Uh... thanks?

I was in a hurry. I'll do better next time.

Ha. You kidding? No one's ever given me dragon toenail before! It's awesome! Now come get some eggnog!

Twilight Sparkle

[narrating] And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.

Spike

[deep voice] "Spike?" Who's "Spike"?

Starlight

Pfft. Uh, you're Spike, Spike. And why are you dressed like that?

Spike

[groans, normal voice] Guys, you're blowing my cover!

Starlight

Cogeria... persuadere... fiducia... hmm. Ah! Of course! Fiducia Compelus needs a trigger. [amplified] Ponies! Hear my voice and listen! Pinkie, kitchen. Rarity, Applejack, library. Fluttershy, stay here. Rainbow Dash, find somewhere inside the castle and set up a place where we can chillax.

[overlapped agreement]

Applejack

[mechanically, muffled] It was the best of apples, it was the worst of apples...

Starlight Glimmer

[exhales] I can handle this. It's just magic, and I know magic. What's that?!

[muffled noises]

Starlight

What did you say?

[mechanically] The cakes are burning. You left the ovens on.

Starlight

We need water!

Rainbow Dash

[mechanically] Yes, Starlight.

Starlight

Storm clouds?!

Starlight

Sun – check. Chairs – check. And thanks to a simple Catadupa Levitata spell, we've got water. Is that everything we need to chillax?

Rainbow Dash

Nope.

Starlight

No? What did I miss?

Rainbow Dash

Quiet.

Starlight

Ah! Right.

Twilight

Great job, Starlight. Looks like you've completed another friendship lesson. [sighs]

Rainbow Dash

Hey! She completes the lesson when I say she completes it. So less learning and more chillaxing!

Starlight

So... how long do we sit quietly?

[laughing]

Starlight

Thanks so much for doing this, Trixie. When Twilight said I should bring a friend, you were the first pony I thought of.

Trixie

Great idea, Princess Twilight. Asking me – Starlight's best friend – to help her on this difficult journey really shows how wise a princess you have really become.

Twilight

[through gritted teeth] Thanks, Trixie. [hushed, to Spike] I was talking about me.

Starlight

Hey, uh, Pinkie!

(as Pinkie Pie) Hey... [beat] you!

Starlight

So... you're probably wondering why I'm back so soon.

(as Pinkie Pie) Where were you?

Starlight

I... went to my old village? For the festival?

(as Pinkie Pie) Ooh, sounds fun! How was it?

Starlight

It was kind of a disaster. I came back early because I freaked out!

(as Pinkie Pie) Ooh, sounds awful! Bye!

Starlight

Twilight? Hello?

(as Spike) What do you want? Twilight's very busy!

Starlight

Spike, I really need to speak with her.

(as Spike) Make an appointment! She's a princess, after all!

Starlight

A dream? This is another dream!

Luna

[whispering] Starlight Glimmer!

Starlight

Princess Luna?

Luna

Starlight Glimmer!

Starlight

Princess Luna, where are you?

Luna

Starlight, there is no time! You must get help!

Starlight

What? What are you talking about? This is just a dream!

Luna

Not here! In the waking world! They've taken my sister and I! It's worse than the last time! Your dream called to me, and I was able to break through! You must find help!

Starlight

What are you saying?! Who's taken you?!

Luna

Be careful who you trust! You need all the help you can find! The changelings have returned and— [gasps]

Starlight

Princess Luna! [panting] They're back!

Starlight

Trixie? Trixie, it's Starlight! Are you awake?

Trixie

[muffled, bleary] Of course, Princess Celestia... I'd love to perform for peanut butter crackers...

Starlight

Trixie, wake up!

Trixie

[coughing] [tired] Starlight? What time is it?

Starlight

It's late. I think I figured out what's wrong with my friends!

Trixie

[yawning] I have a whole list of things that are wrong with your friends. We can go over it in the morning.

Discord

[hushed] They took Fluttershy?

Starlight

Yes!

Discord

[menacingly] Where?

Starlight

The Changeling Kingdom. With you on our side, I can—

Discord

[snaps fingers]