Nathan Young quotes from Misfits

Kelly

He couldn't fuck his way out of a paper bag mate.

Nathan

Look at him. He's got the body of a small malnourished prepubescent child.

Kelly

You can't go around pretending to be Jesus. What's God going to say?

Marnie

You haven't even got a beard!

Elliot

Hey! I gave my life to Him. I went without money and sex. What a joke! I preached and prayed, and no-one gave a shit. You do a few miracles, everyone thinks you're the messiah. Have you seen that lot out there? I've given their lives... meaning.

Nathan

I'm sorry. Would you mind getting her to stop? That's very distracting.

Curtis

One of your followers killed my girlfriend.

Simon

You're exploiting the vulnerable.

Kelly

You're taking money of people.

Alisha

Intentionally assaulting girls.

Elliot

Hey, that's the Catholic Church for you.

Nathan

Hey, he's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.

Nathan

We may have done sod all with our powers, but at least we never abused them. We never raped or murdered anyone!

Curtis

[Referring to Alisha] She raped me, and we killed loads of people.

Nathan

...Okay, but we're the good guys!

Elliot

If the mountain won't come to Mohammed...

Nathan

Now he's starting on the Muslims!

Curtis

You've seriously lost your cool.

Alisha

Oh, shut up. It's Christmas.

Nathan

[Swiping a plastic baby doll from the manger] Sorry, Jesus.

Marnie

I think I'm having another! I think I'm having twins!

Nathan

What?! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Marnie

What is it?

Nathan

You're giving birth to an alien!

Marnie

Get it out, get it out!

Nathan

[Pulls out placenta stomping on it and spraying everyone with blood] Die!

Kelly

It's the afterbirth, you dickhead!

Nathan

Anyway, so... happy Christmas, one and all.

Curtis

That is a fucking horrible jumper.

Nathan

Shut up. It was a Christmas present from Marnie. That's very rude.

Kelly

Is there any reason why have to have the same powers as we had before?

Alisha

Mine died with that Jesus guy.