You can't go around pretending to be Jesus. What's God going to say?
You haven't even got a beard!
Hey! I gave my life to Him. I went without money and sex. What a joke! I preached and prayed, and no-one gave a shit. You do a few miracles, everyone thinks you're the messiah. Have you seen that lot out there? I've given their lives... meaning.
I'm sorry. Would you mind getting her to stop? That's very distracting.
One of your followers killed my girlfriend.
You're exploiting the vulnerable.
You're taking money of people.
Intentionally assaulting girls.
Hey, that's the Catholic Church for you.
Hey, he's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
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