M*A*S*H · Season 9
(Drinking coffee): I'm sorry Father. I don't really feel much like talking. I just had to tell a patient he has leukemia.
Good heavens. That must have been very difficult for you.
I didn't want to tell him but he wouldn't let me off the hook. I'm a doctor, a guy looks to me for answers and the only thing I can say is that you have this incurable disease and there is nothing I can do about it. Can't blame this on the war. Can't blame it on anything.
Especially yourself.
(After breaking Potter's glasses) We just shared a moment of great warmth. I think a murder right now would really spoil the mood.
What time is it in Iowa?
1882.
That's very sweet.
Little twerp, just when I've gotten over him.
How about that. Our old buddy is a tycoon in the making.
Indeed. Today Ottumwa. Tomorrow Keokuk
Am I all right? I can't feel anything in my legs.
Try to hang on. We're going to get you to a MASH unit and they'll patch you up just fine.
I don't know if I can, Doc. I feel real weird.
Just stay with it.
Doc?
Hm?
You still there?
Sure.
I can't see you, hold my hand.
I am holding it.
I can't feel it. Oh God, I'm gonna die.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Charles (crying): What is happening to you? Can you feel anything? See anything? Please, I have to know. What is happening to you?
I smell bread.
I don't understand.
(soldier dies)
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