4th most-quoted character in Lilo & Stitch: The Series: in 99 of its 382 quotesLilo (73), Pleakley (66), Stitch (32)
Scenes with Jumba 97
[after overhearing Lilo's conversation with Pleakley, Shoe has his feelings hurt and leaves through the window]
Jumba Little girl, good news! I found something in original evil genius notes.
It's too late. Shoe heard me talking and ran away.
Jumba Ooh, but we must be finding him. 113's power can be reversed to be exact opposite.
[excited] Shoe's bad luck can become good luck?
Jumba Yes! Simple adjusting of cranial horseshoe from down to up equals JACKPOT!!! [laughs] Like winning lottery and collecting sweepstakes, and free soda on return visit all at once.
Jumba Please.
[after selling a lot of candy bars thanks to Slick, Lilo and Stitch return home]
Slick helped me sell two whole boxes this morning!
Jumba Be careful! Once 020 starts selling, he does not start stopping. Once sold Jumba's wife for 10 Kelticredits.
Jumba But smart. She was only worth 5.
[Lilo and Stitch find 133, which Lilo calls PJ, and brings him home]
[looks at PJ's fake dollar bill] These practical jokes sound fascinating. Is it a traditional Earth activity?
Yep. People do it for laughs, and revenge.
Let me try one. [drops the fake dollar and tries to grab it in midair; laughs] Now that is funny! [Lilo, Stitch, and PJ stare at Pleakley unamused] Why aren't you laughing? [PJ sucks the dollar up his nose] Hey, where'd it go?!
[Lilo and Stitch laugh]
Jumba One-eyed noodle friend obviously knows nothing about practical jokestering. Must be funny, yes, but also is requiring touch of evil genius. Eh, for example, my Experiment 133. Is practical joke gone mad! Unholy offspring of science and evil! Stay away! [laughs]
[after PJ uses big pranks on Mr. Kaponi]
Jumba Discipline for disturbing hula class?! I'm very proud.
But I didn't even do it! It was PJ! Mertle says I shouldn't let Mr. Kaponi get away with it. Teach him a lesson! I think maybe she's right.
Jumba I see your mind is under much evil influence.
Jumba No, from Mertle girl.
But she's right! It's like Mr. Kaponi's out to get me!
[a squeak is heard]
Fear no more! Presenting the crown prince of practical jokes... [runs in dressed as a jester] Pleakley the Prankster!
Jumba Eh, apologies, but like ridiculous outfit, joke is on you. Again, I'm saying, practical joker needs heart of evil, not hat of jangly little bells!
[after Retro turns Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Ellen, and Lona into cavepeople, Stitch captures him and finds the way to reverse the effect; Retro turns Ellen's yacht into a canoe]
The yacht, it's a canoe! Stitch, I can't afford to buy Ellen a new yacht!
[grabs Retro's tongue and then wraps it around the cavepeople, and then spanks Retro in the behind three times] One, two, three!
[Retro releases his tongue, turning Nani's friends and family back to normal]
Jumba And why are we drifting toward very sharp rocks?
And why is there ham stuck in my teeth?
C Mr. Cooper
Mr. Jumba, I came here to find, ahh, peace, and shh, quiet.
Jumba But, Mr. Cooper, sir… [Experiment 397 zaps both him and Mr. Cooper, causing them to argue] Would be more quiet if you closed your big mouth!
C Mr. Cooper
What?! You will treat me with respect, sir!
Jumba Will not! [covers Mr. Cooper's face with barbecue sauce]
Jumba (seeing Lilo’s bug city, Bugopolis) Look! Is tiny city full of creeping and crawling thingies.
Maybe they’d like a gravel muffin. (drops a gravel muffin onto Bugopolis)
Jumba Hmm. You squished three bug city blocks.
Pleakley! Jumba! Stitch is gone! Some kind of flying French roll flew out of the sky and took him away! We're gonna have to use your ship to find him.
Jumba So sorry, Lilo. Ship is now bed-not-breakfast.
Well, if you're not going to help me, then I'm going to have save Stitch myself!
Jumba I'm sorry, Lilo. You know rules: no going on dangerous missions without 626.
Who could possibly do the job better than me?
Wait a minute! I know! [digs through the magazines] The answer's right here! [holds up a Kimstyle magazine with Kim Possible on the cover]
Kim Possible? The number one international teen super-sleuth in the world?
All we have to do is go to Kim Possible's website, tell her we're in trouble, and take advantage of her highly efficient secret agent skills. She's good!
Jumba Let me see that. [takes the magazine] Hmm. This Possible Kim has quite impressive résumé. Head of cheerleading squad. Saving the world 12 times.
I probably saved the world at least 14 times. And can she hula? I doubt it. We don't need her. We can do it ourselves.
Where are you going, Lilo?
Oh. Um…camping… in the kitchen.
Well, ok, but stay close. You don't wanna miss the look on Kim Possible's face when she sees my collage of her. [the sound of a plane whooshing from outside is heard] What was that?
[swoops into the house and hits the back of her head on the couch] Ow! That's got "bruise" written all over it.
It's--it's--it's… [faints]
Jumba Um…Aunt Pleakley is…top-heavy.
R Ron
[kicks the door open with karate shouts] I got you covered, K.P.
Jumba You are Possible Kim, no?
No. I mean, well, yes I am. Possible Kim. [shaking her head] Why are we talking like this?
[starts to walk to the door, having no time for this] I'm sorry, your services won't be needed.
[slides in front of her] Whoa. Hold on a sec. Your email specifically said it was urgent. What's the sitch?
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