“PJ (Experiment 133)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Moses

Oh, Lilo.

Mertle

Way to ruin the hula kahiko, Lilo!

Lilo

But I didn't do it!

Moses

[to the drummers] Sorry. Lilo is a bit of a free spirit.

Mertle

Yeah, she's a big problem. [she and the other hula girls laugh]

Lilo

I am not!

Moses

As long as we're stopped, I have an announcement: Kimo, Kiko and I going to perform in Honolulu.

Lilo

That's great!

Elena

Wow!

Moses

It means I'm going to be gone for a week, so my friend Mr. Kaponi will teach the next couple of classes, okay? So, please, everyone, behave.

Stitch

Bark, bark!

Mertle

Look, girls. It's teacher's favorite!

Lilo

I'm trying to be nice! He's Moses's friend.

Mertle

In case you haven't noticed, he's also a big meanie!

Lilo

You're the meanie! You keep telling him I did stuff!

Mertle

And that's because you won't help me! Why don't you pull some pranks on him?!

Lilo

Well...

Mertle

Don't you wanna get back at him? If anyone made me do a hundred sunsets, you can bet I get revenge!

YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Pleakley

[looks at PJ's fake dollar bill] These practical jokes sound fascinating. Is it a traditional Earth activity?

Lilo

Yep. People do it for laughs, and revenge.

Pleakley

Let me try one. [drops the fake dollar and tries to grab it in midair; laughs] Now that is funny! [Lilo, Stitch, and PJ stare at Pleakley unamused] Why aren't you laughing? [PJ sucks the dollar up his nose] Hey, where'd it go?!

Jumba

One-eyed noodle friend obviously knows nothing about practical jokestering. Must be funny, yes, but also is requiring touch of evil genius. Eh, for example, my Experiment 133. Is practical joke gone mad! Unholy offspring of science and evil! Stay away! [laughs]

Jumba

Discipline for disturbing hula class?! I'm very proud.

Lilo

But I didn't even do it! It was PJ! Mertle says I shouldn't let Mr. Kaponi get away with it. Teach him a lesson! I think maybe she's right.

Jumba

I see your mind is under much evil influence.

Lilo

What? From PJ?

Jumba

No, from Mertle girl.

Lilo

But she's right! It's like Mr. Kaponi's out to get me!

Pleakley

Fear no more! Presenting the crown prince of practical jokes... [runs in dressed as a jester] Pleakley the Prankster!

Jumba

Eh, apologies, but like ridiculous outfit, joke is on you. Again, I'm saying, practical joker needs heart of evil, not hat of jangly little bells!

Lilo

Drowsy, I really appreciate you coming to help Stitch. He's been having such trouble sleeping lately. Stitch, someone's here to see you.

Baaaa baaaaaaaa!

Lilo

Thanks, Drowsy. OK, PJ, what we need is a prank that's really funny. Something bigger than glue but not as big as… Boom! Wee-ooh! Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh! OK? [notices PJ's not behind her] Hello? [PJ slides down the stair rail, holding a blueprint and hops into the kitchen] Wow! Look at all this! I don't know, PJ. This is pretty bad… But I suppose he does deserve it, huh? 'Cause he hates me, right? I mean, Stitch won't like it, but he's sound asleep.