[Hank is hanging around Buckley's trampoline. Dale peeks out his window and yells:]
Run, Hank! Portal to Hell!
[Dale quickly closes his curtains.]
S3 E23Wings of the Dope
[Luanne is waiting for Buckley by the trampoline, listening to "Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground," and starts to cry. Peggy comes out and puts her hand on Luanne's shoulder.]
Where is he? Buckley always did this to me. One time we were supposed to go see Color Me Badd and he never showed up. I was looking forward to that concert all week and when I told him, he just said "chicken beak." [pause] He better not be guardianin' some other girl. Maybe I should drop out of beauty school.
What? Luanne, you have wanted to go to beauty school since you were six. You have wanted to graduate beauty school since you were twelve. If you give up on school, honey, you are giving up on your dreams. "Education is the sleeping pill that makes dreams happen." - Peggy Hill.
[Buckley has returned one final time and Luanne sits with him on the trampoline.]
I just wanted to say I'm sorry I bailed out of the car.
I knew you weren't really a jerk.
Yeah. Well, I gotta go. Jesus is having a party tonight. It's gonna rock.
There will probably be a lot of people there. But if you see Jesus, tell him I said thanks. [pause] Goodbye Buckley.
Um, before I go - could I have one last kiss?
[Luanne nods. Buckley kisses her hard and begins to feel her sides; his wings flutter before she breaks away.]
No, that part's over.
Why?
Chicken thigh.
[last lines]
KKahn
Buckley's Angel? Buckley's Angel! [runs by the trampoline] Oh, I'm so alone! I have to commute to Houston every day -- that city one big stinkhole! Did I make the right decision, Buckley's Angel? Oh, Buckley's Angel! Why you not come to me instead of that redneck little hot potato? Buckley's Angel? NOW!!! COME RIGHT NOW!!!
S3 E24Take Me Out of the Ball Game
I'll tell you what; man, let's play some dang ol' ball!
S3 E25As Old As The Hills
Ooh! It's got hair!
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