Jotaro Kujo quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Please! I'm begging you, forgive me!

Jotaro

Ask for forgiveness from Enya, the woman you killed. But as for me, I never had the slightest intention of forgiving you.

Jotaro

Good grief. I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really are a piece of work. What you owe me...can never be paid back with money! (Star Platinum proceeds to beat Steely Dan with extreme prejudice before punching him into a tower, Jotaro tallying the tab) Your receipt. Keep the frigging change.

Jotaro

(After seeing N'Doul use his own stand to fatally wound himself.) Why did you-

Jotaro... You... You thought you could... You thought you could manipulate me and force me to tell you information regarding the other eight Stand users, didn't you? Ugh! I'm very well aware... that Joseph Joestar's Hermit Purple can view into the minds of others... Ugh! You'll never get inside my head, and I'll never tell you anything that you could use against my master... Ah ha ha ha...!

Jotaro

DIO... I don't understand why you're so loyal to him. Are you honestly telling me... that you'd die for him?

Jotaro... You're right, you don't understand. Fear of death holds no place in my heart. Hah! Because of the power of my Stand, I've always been able to live a life unencumbered by such inconsequential fears like death. I could always win any fight. I could have and do whatever I wanted... Killing and stealing were absolutely meaningless to me. You should talk to the mutt about it. I'm sure he knows how I feel. DIO was the first person, who was able to look deep within my soul and find something more. He was the one who gave me a desire to live. That glorious force of nature, he was so strong, so wise, so beautiful! He was the one and only person in my life to ever see a purpose for my existence. I waited such a long time, for an opportunity to meet him. I will gladly die for my master's sake. (coughs) But no matter what, I refuse to do anything that would disappoint him... (vomits blood) And after all, evil or not, a scoundrel needs someone to put his faith in... (chuckles) I'll tell you this before I go; You should know what my name is N'Doul, and my Stand hails from Egypt, the birthplace of the Tarot; It's referred to as one of the Nine Gods of Egypt, Geb of the great Ennead. We call it the God of the Earth...

Jotaro

Nine Egyptian Gods? What does that mean?

Ha ha ha! Sorry, but I'll only tell you about my Stand. It's only fair since you're the one who ended up stopping me, but info on my compatriots goes with me to my grave...

I did it! I win! Master DIO, I've exterminated Jotaro. I, Anubis, have finally put him down. Victory is mine!

Just forget it. You're not going to be able to pull out that blade. Give up already. I'm not sure you're tiny brain has realized it, but I've surpassed Star Platinum. And now the final thrust...

Jotaro

The...final thrust?

Yes, precisely! Once I slice open your bowels, Master DIO will rejoice!

Jotaro

Please, stop this... Don't drive the blade any further. It...it'll be murder...

Nice try, but you won't get any mercy from me! I CAN'T WAIT TO SPILL YOUR GUTS!

[after Jotaro receives a blue drink] Ah! You're kidding me!? You got a drink, too!? When did you have a chance to- You bastard! How dare you make fun of me! Let's finish this! My hand is unbeata-

Jotaro

Hold it. Why're you jumping the gun when I haven't raised the pot yet?

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Raise the pot?! No! You don't have anything to raise it with!

Jotaro

That’s where you’re wrong. I’ll raise you with my mother’s soul.

WHAT?!?!?!

Are you out of your mind?! Jotaro, why would you bet your mother's soul?!

Jotaro

The entire reason I came to Egypt in the first place is to save my mother, so if I wager her soul, she won't mind. But, D'Arby, you'll have to match my mother's soul. I know... If you lose, I want you to tell me the secret of DIO's Stand!

Jotaro

Come on! Are you gonna call my bluff or fold?! Decision time! Spit it out already! D’ARBY!!!!!!!!

Before I forget... what to do with you, you button-mashing jerk?

Oh, shit! Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? Right?

Jotaro

You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind?

Jotaro

Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.

Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?

Then... your left?

You're... not gonna use both, are you?

Are you going to do the "Ora Ora" thing?!

*annoyed* YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD...!

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Terrence T. D'Arby: Out of Commission!

DIO

You're next, Jotaro. Time to die!

Jotaro

Damn you... DIO!

DIO

Oh? So you still want to fight? It would appear pigheadedness runs in the family. How ungrateful can you be? You're blatantly ignoring your grandfather's wishes, even after he gave his life to tell you about the power of The World. Surely his pathetic pleas warranted a bit of consideration.

Jotaro

I have to move closer if I wanna beat your sorry ass to a pulp.

DIO

Really, then by all means, come closer.

Jotaro Kujo

Old man?

[evil laugh] You're a damn fool, Jotaro!

Jotaro Kujo

You have got to be kidding!

All you did was resurrect yours truly!

Jotaro Kujo

[actives his Stand] Bastard!

WAIT! Calm down, Jotaro! It was a joke, I was just kidding! There's no need to get violent! I'm sorry. I was just trying to have some fun. You have my word, it's me!

I'm Joseph Joestar. I was born September 27 in 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q and I collect comics as a hobby.

Jotaro Kujo

...I have a question for you. Who's the leading actress in "Tarzan the Ape Man"?

Bo Derek!

Jotaro Kujo

Okay, now answer this one. Who sang "Eat It", the spoof of "Beat It"?

"Weird" Al Yankovic!

Jotaro Kujo

Good grief... It has to be you. Who else would know pointless crap like that?

Goodbye, you wrinkled old coot, you live a long life, you hear? And you, his cheapskate grandson; don't you dare forget about me!

Let us meet again! That is if you don't already hate me by then, you stupid jackass!

Jotaro Kujo

I can't ever forget a clown like you even if I tried, you bastard. Take care.

Jotaro Kujo

Hey, you cackle like hens about his hair on your own time!

Bastard. Do you want to repeat what you just said about my hair?!

Jotaro Kujo

Hold on a minute, Josuke. I wasn't trying to take a shot at your hair.

Jotaro Kujo

(Shit! Here it comes!)

Jotaro Kujo

Do you see it, Josuke? This is called a Stand. It's the physical manifestation of the soul. Joseph has one of these as well. Only a Stand User can see another Stand.

You know, it pisses me off when someone decides to bad-mouth my pride and joy! It really grinds my gears!

Jotaro Kujo

So that's what his Stand looks like!

DORARAAAAA!

DORA!

Jotaro Kujo

This kid's power is unreal!

Heh. Don't know if you realized this, nephew, but you left your chest wide open!

Jotaro Kujo

Enough!

Where did he-?

Why you! When did y-

Jotaro Kujo

Shut your mouths and get the hell out of here before your whining bitching makes me angrier!

Koichi

Y-You've been hitting it so hard, you're starting to bleed, but it still doesn't have a single scratch on it!

Jotaro

For the last time, get back Koichi!

Jotaro

Nice watch. Go ahead and take one last look at it, cause I'm about to bust it up. To be clear, by it, I mean your face.

You are an interesting individual.

Jotaro

Did he dodge the spear...?! But how..?

Jolyne

He's not just trying to get away... It can't be... Did he find out something that we shouldn't have let him know find out...?! The way to complete his ability...

You were the ones who have been pushing me. Ever since you were in prison, you have been aiding me. Our Father, who art in Heaven, guide me... Watch over me. so I may not walk the wrong path... I will give myself to your will. I can feel it!

I can sense the position! When Jotaro threw the spear, I felt it... his actions directed me the right way! The ones who were pushing me to 'Heaven' were the Joestars!

Over here, Mr. Jotaro. Get up on the roof... Also... I'm determined to protect your daughter, with my life. We're already involved in something we can't back out of... But I'm going to make sure that we come out of this alive... So please, give me permission to marry your daughter.

Jotaro

You... what did you just say?

What I mean, Mr. Jotaro, is that... I want your permission, here and now. To marry your daughter...

Jotaro

You...

I know this isn't the time, but... All you have to do is give me permission. If you say 'yes'... those words could save me. I... You know, I didn't expect to just immediately be able to marry Jolyne... It's true that I'm a murderer, I don't deny it, and I also know.. that Jolyne won't fall in love with me just like that. But... Jolyne's strong will and pure heart, that she inherited from you, her father, is the light that shines on the darkness of my heart, which could collapse at any moment!

She's what I need, right now...! You don't have to say much... just that you'll let me. I want you to let me reveal my heart! I need you to let me marry her once we get out of here alive!

Jotaro

I don't understand what you're talking about. Are you insane? Babbling, in this situation...

............

Jotaro

Star Platinum! I'll smash you in! You pissed me off.

DIO

The World! Stop, time! Time to finish this! It's a steamroller! I'll smash you flat!

Jolyne

How many throws? 1000 throws!

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!