Kakyoin quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

(after Joseph and Polareff feed Mannish Boy baby food, not knowing Kakyoin laced it with Manish Boy's feces) Ba-dum-tss.

"Your underwear is showing."

*monologue* I always thought living in a big city would mean meeting a lot of people. But how many people meet others that they can truly understand, and who truly understand them? I probably won't ever find someone who sees me for who I am. Because I don't have a single friend that can see my Hierophant Green.

My name is Noriaki Kakyoin.

No need to say it twice.

Jotaro

Look, no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy. I beat the crap outta people, more than I have to. Some are even still in the hospital. I've had idiot teachers who like to talk big, so I taught them a lesson and they never came back to class. If I go to a restaurant and the food is bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill. But, even a bastard like me... can spot true evil when he sees it! True evil...are those who use the weak for their own gain, then crush them underfoot when they're through! Especially an innocent woman! And that is exactly what you've done, isn't it? And your Stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences. That's why... I will judge you myself!!

I’m evil? See that where your wrong. Evil is always the loser. It’s the victor who has justice, the victor being the last man standing and how you win in battle is inrelevant!

This is nothing like the Polnareff of a moment ago.

It's like his emotions change on a dime.

More like he's got two brains, and the one downstairs suddenly started calling the shots.

Agh! Merci... Kakyoin...

Next time they come after us... we'll fight them together!

Looks like you're the one who's really good at sobbing, J. Geil. And you're about to plummet into hell, begging and crying the whole way down. But there's one thing I can't rely on the guardians of Hell to do. And that's...to turn your body into a pincushion! (Silver Chariot appears and stabs J. Geil rapidly) I've been waiting years for this moment! (Silver Chariot launches J. Geil into the air and he lands upside-down on the gate, making him resemble the tarot card his Stand is named after) I'll leave the rest to the Devil. Rot in Hell.

So, this is the true Hanged Man, huh? He was rotten all the way to the core.

You mean...we already beat the Stand User?

You hit the nail on the head.

Ba-dum-tss!

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Kakyoin) Next you'll say: "Now, it's time for your punishment, baby."

Now, it's time for your punishment, baby. (gasps)