Robert E. O. Speedwagon quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

If you're lookin' to lose body parts, do stick around! Observe! (Reveals the blades on his bowler hat) I'll mince ya right finely, with a tip of the hat. And now we dance!

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

I took the lad for an easy mark. Guess I've been right disabused of that notion!

Speedwagon

He is PURE EVIL, right down to his very bones! Is he a victim of circumstance, you're wondering? Not on your life! He's been evil since he drew his first breath!

Speedwagon

Jonathan won his fight against that fiend...But he lost a lot. Poor sod. He's been in hospital for three days now... Losing his father and home, he's completely alone in the world now! I want to give him a reason to live! Don't give up on the world, JoJo!...

Speedwagon

Spirit! That's what he needs, and I am to give it to him!

Speedwagon

I’ve been trying to steel my spine leading up to this little tete-a-tete, but it’s like the Grim Reaper’s breathing down me neck! I’m all a-sweat! How am I supposed to find my courage when my monster’s staring right at us, huh?! Sir Joestar loved him, and all he got for his troubles was death! Listen, you! You are gonna pay for it!

Speedwagon

I can read people like a book, and these two are full of stories Speedwagon don't wanna hear, thank you kindly!

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

You do the honors, Tattoo.

Right!

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

Use that shiv of yours to slice him open! I want his guts for garters!

Jonathan

Ogre Street is aptly named.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

I wanna know the name of him who spared me.

Jonathan

Jonathan Joestar.

Jonathan

Wait, forsake? What do you mean?

Dio

You see, I am about to become so much more! [Brandishes the Stone Mask] Help me shed this mortal skin!

Jonathan

Mother's mask!

Dio

JoJo! Your blood is the key!

Speedwagon

Oh my god!

Jonathan

FATHER!

Jonathan

Father, hang on. The Doctor's on his way.

JoJo...don't hate Dio for what he's done. I am to blame for this. I was hard on you because you're a Joestar. I went too easy on Dio and he might have felt I didn't care. Perhaps he did this for want of a father's love. Please... See that he's buried...next to Dario...

Jonathan

Father...

Don't look so sad, JoJo... Where better to die...than in the arms...of my...son...?

Sir Joestar!

We lost much this night. A noble man's soul...has been taken from the world.

Speedwagon

You're wrong! All that was good in that man, he passed it along to Jonathan, every bit of it! You can be sure JoJo's gonna live an upright life, using what his father gave him. Rich folks are rubbish. Watching 'em flounce around, I wanna throw the whole lot of them into the Thames! But not the Joestars. They're heroic and merciful and, just...the whole damn lot of them are giants among men!

Speedwagon

UWHOOAH?ǃ

Jonathan

Even Speedwagon is afraid!

Jonathan

Know this, it ends here! You will not leave this place alive!

Speedwagon

No! That's lunacy- (Gets backed out of the manor by a backdraft.)

Speedwagon

It's late at night, but there's a lamp coming from his room. (Looks inside) This is- That woman... I'm surprised a nurse would stay with him so late! Her hands are bruised! She's soothed his burns with ice water hundreds, no, thousands of times!

Erina

Thank goodness...

Speedwagon

He's conscious!

Erina

The worst is over. You'll be okay now.

Jonathan

Have you... Been taking care of me this whole time? You... I can't believe you're here! I remember... No, you can't be... That's impossible... You look like a girl I used to know...

Jonathan

Erina! You've grown!

Erina

Me? Not as much as you. But... (gets teary) It really has been so long...

Speedwagon

She makes a better Florence Nightingale than I do, anyhow. You rest up, JoJo. Speedwagon withdraws coolly.

Jonathan

Why did we stop?

Speedwagon

Oi, mate! Hurry it up!

Jonathan

Keep an eye out! Sunlight can't protect us in here!

Speedwagon

Well? What's wrong?

Jonathan

Is it Dio? It has to be him.

Will Zeppeli

Listen, both of you. Step away from the horses.

Speedwagon

What in the blue hell?! That crazy blighter's inside a horse! Good God! This one's mad as a hatter! Dio's evil, yeah, but I ain't seen him jump out of any animal so far!

Jonathan

He must be gathering minions, and who knows how many he might have!

Will Zeppeli

Stand aside, my young friends. I'll do the fighting. He is a zombie. They must feed on living flesh to survive. However, they are in constant thrall to their master, not unlike marionettes.

Oh, you lads is both as white as a sheet. All the blood is drained from your faces. Maybe I should cut off those useless heads of yours, and watch it spray out of you necks? (stabs a knife into his face) Now, you milted corpses-to-be, prepare for the carnage!

Will Zeppeli

Tell me, what's his next move? You must think as he does. JoJo, this strategy will serve you in good stead. Ask yourself, what would be the most advantageous thing for my foe to do next? Him, for example. If he blocks off the tunnel's entrance, we can't retreat into the sunlight!

Will Zeppeli

Just as I predicted, he's blocked our retreat!

Jonathan

Speedwagon, jump!

Jonathan

Knives are coming out of him!

Speedwagon

Baron Zeppeli, you didn't say nothin' about fighting a pincushion!

Will Zeppeli

Hamon Cutter! I'm afraid your blades are rather dull compared by Hamon Cutter.