Avdol quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

"Disasters in the bathroom" is Polnareff's department!

(While facing Vanilla Ice's Stand Cream) My god! What IS that abomination?! Impossible! Neither my flames nor Iggy could sense it! Where did it come from?! POLNAREFF, IGGY, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

This is nothing like the Polnareff of a moment ago.

It's like his emotions change on a dime.

More like he's got two brains, and the one downstairs suddenly started calling the shots.

Jotaro

You're the only one swallowin' saltwater, pops, choke on it... Tell him, Avdol.

Your folly was trying to out-predict me, a fortune teller, tough break.

Well said, Avdol.

Last but not least, my fourth wish is to not grant a single one of your pitiful wishes. My Magician's Red forgives no one, especially not you.

(after Magician's Red fries Cameo) Ba-dum-tss!

If that's how you're going to be, then it's your loss, young lady.

What?! Sh-Shit...!

Weren't you listening to us earlier? You've been caught between us the whole time! Magnets are attracted to each other, you know! It's too late to do anything about it now! By getting between us is your biggest blunder!

There's no way she can hear you, Mr. Joestar. She's already lost consciousness. And all the magnetic forces crushed her and it's very likely that she snapped more than a few bones in the process.

Alright, where do we get that breakfast are we talking about?

Yes, a wonderful idea. All this running around has made me rather honery.

Is it really only 9 AM?

Damn you...piece of shit...

[after Jotaro receives a blue drink] Ah! You're kidding me!? You got a drink, too!? When did you have a chance to- You bastard! How dare you make fun of me! Let's finish this! My hand is unbeata-

Jotaro

Hold it. Why're you jumping the gun when I haven't raised the pot yet?

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Raise the pot?! No! You don't have anything to raise it with!

Jotaro

That’s where you’re wrong. I’ll raise you with my mother’s soul.

WHAT?!?!?!

Are you out of your mind?! Jotaro, why would you bet your mother's soul?!

Jotaro

The entire reason I came to Egypt in the first place is to save my mother, so if I wager her soul, she won't mind. But, D'Arby, you'll have to match my mother's soul. I know... If you lose, I want you to tell me the secret of DIO's Stand!

Jotaro

Come on! Are you gonna call my bluff or fold?! Decision time! Spit it out already! D’ARBY!!!!!!!!

Shut your mouth!

You mean-

Hol Horse

(furious) Damn it, Polnareff! You lowdown, dirty son of a... You were cluing 'em in! You’ve pissed me off for the last time! I've just about had enough of you! Now, die!

What's he doing here?!

Hol Horse

Why? You idiot, you had to sneeze?

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!