Okuyasu quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Okuyasu

Josuke Higashikata! I, Okuyasu Nijimura will make you disappear with my The Hand!

Okuyasu

Here we go!

Okuyasu

Josuke Higashikata, you better get ready to talk to the HAND!

Okuyasu

I'll take anything you got! Unless it's the clap.

Koichi

Wh... What should I do... To make Yukako think that I'm bad for her?

Josuke

Well, most girls aren't into bad hygiene or momma's boys.

Koichi

I-I don't want her to think I'm a momma's boy! She might get mad at my mom and put her in danger!

Okuyasu

Then it's a bad hygiene for you! Starting today, don't take baths!

Koichi

Huh?

Josuke

Yeah, and don't brush your teeth or change your underwear.

Okuyasu

How about getting some lice or spiders in your hair?

Josuke

Having smelly socks is pretty bad.

Okuyasu

Maybe you should fart all the time too!

Josuke

Oh yes, she'll totally hate that!

Josuke

What the hell... did you say... HUH?!?!?!?!

Okuyasu

Just take it easy, Josuke!

Josuke

I dare you to insult my hair again!!!!!!!

Rohan

If you insist. Fine, here goes. You might think your hair looks cool, but in actuality it may be the shittiest hairstyle I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon! Though to be fair, that nest atop your useless noggin may come in handy should a pigeon come by and decide to roost. But that's a very strong "may".

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!

Rohan

Now witness Heaven's Door! I win. (it backfires on him)

Okuyasu

How the...?!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!

Rohan

How is this happening?! I'm certain his eyes were open and he got a full flash of the manuscript! So why hasn't my Stand ability taken the fact?!

Koichi

We're back to normal!

Okuyasu

You're right!

Rohan

I know I showed him the page... So why?

Josuke

Where the hell did you slither off to?! Get out of here, you punk bitch!!!!!

Okuyasu

Hey, I don't think he can see straight right now...

Josuke

Come on out, you manga-obsessed asshole! I've got a story for you!

Josuke

Whoever insults my hair will get the full brunt of my fury! I WON'T STAND FOR THAT BULLSHIT!

Josuke

THERE YOU ARE, MANGA ARTIST!!!!! LAST I CHECKED, I WAS NOT DONE PUNCHING YOU!!!!!!!!!

Okuyasu

His determination is pretty commendable, too...

Okuyasu

(After Shigechi summons Harvest to find his sandwich bag) Damn, you are so annoying! Fine, search the room! I want you to! Search until you pass out! Go for it!

Josuke

For the last time, why would we steal a stupid sandwich?!

Mikitaka

So, this is Earth?

.................

Mikitaka

Last night I was taking a walk when suddenly I fell ill...

Mikitaka

It seems I lost consciousness. That would have been... about 13 Earth hours ago.

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AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Okuyasu

Hahahahaha! This bastard... He's just pulling our legs... hahaha! And in a crop circle too...

Josuke

Damn, I wish I'd thought of this prank! Hahaha!

Okuyasu

Ahahahaha...

Josuke

Dude, it's cool. You can drop the act now. Keep going and you'll ruin it. Here, have some tissues.

Mikitaka

Thank you. It was quite delicious.

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Mikitaka

Would you like some ice cream?

Okuyasu

It's that guy...

Mikitaka

Well? Would you like some?

Okuyasu

Well, yeah. But they're closed. It can't be helped.

Mikitaka

Oh no! Helped is something it most certainly can be! I happen to have some with me...

Mikitaka

This is to thank you for the tissues. A token of gratitude, if you will.

Mikitaka

Earth seems like a very nice place. I like it.

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!