Guess being stuck inside a turtle has its drawbacks. It's kinda muggy. Hey Narancia, you want a drink, too? Hope you're good with it being cold. There's cola and mineral water, sparkling water, and apple, orange, and pineapple juice. [noticing that Narancia's gone deaf] Hey, are you listening to me at all?!
NaranciaHuh? You say something, Mista?
I asked if you wanted something to drink! Though you might wanna try getting some shut-eye! You've seen better days there, man. I'll keep an eye on the ceiling while you rest.
Narancia
Sounds like a plan! I'm actually starting to feel a little achy, anyway. My back and shoulders are killing me, so I think I'll cop a squat. Something warm would sure hit the spot right now, but nothing too heavy.
For the last time, all we've got in the fridge are cold ones! Come on! Does your brain shut down when you talk to people!?
Narancia
In that case, banana, it is. Yeah. [reads the magazine] Gardens like these really soothe the soul. Your stress just melts away. So heavenly. Man, oh, man, what I'd give to bask in that Garden of Eden's warm sunshine, just daydreaming about the good old days.
Mista [disgusted]: Gross! Would you cut that shit out!? Nobody wants your nasty-ass spit on the damn pages!
Narancia
Huh? You're saying I did what now!? There's no way! You're crazy!
[Narancia coughs up blood and loses one tooth because of the aging]
You're, uh, drooling pretty bad there, man. That is so freaking nasty! The heck is that!? Hey!
Narancia
I was craving this banana, but it's no good. I mean, just look at it. It's like a piece old stale beef jerky.
That's funny. You're really having cold in there, Narancia? Don't scare me like that. It almost looks like that thing coming out of your mouth is a real tooth. I appreciate the commitment, but I think you're taking a bit too far. Just what is that dangling thing made of?
Narancia
Huh? You say something again, Mista? Speak louder. Stop whispering, would ya? I can't hear what you're saying.
Oh, and there's one more thing: Since I'm not actually healing your body, you're still going to have a bit of residual pain.
GAH! WHAT THE HELL! Do you have to be so rough, Giorno? Take it easy on me, I'm injured!
I already told you, there's nothing I can do. Settle down and take it like a Mafioso. Besides, there's about 18 more to go, and you'll have to strip it if you want this to work.
[At that time, Bucciarati's group arrive via boat with Narancia on look out.]
Narancia
Ah, there they are! Mista! Huh?
(in a very awkward positioning with Giorno) Would you stop doing so hard?! Ah, leave my damn clothes on, it's too intense! Gah! Woah! OOH!
Narancia
(GASP!)
Narancia? Did you find them?
Narancia
Huh!? Why, u-uh... No? But...Argh! There's something in my eyes! (covering his eyes) It's so hard to see in this early morning light! I'll keep after it, though!
Ah, Giorno! No! Stop! Agh! I can't take it anymore! NOT SO ROUGH, DAMN IIIIIITTT!!!!
GGGiorno Giovanna
(To Bucciarati) You should look behind you.
Narancia
(Swims after Bucciaratti's group) BUCCIARATI!!! I'm going with you! I'm right here! Don't leave me! Please don't tell me to stay behind! Trish and I are the same! Her wounds are my wounds! Her pain is my pain!
Naranicia, you fool. You're going to your death. I just can't be part of this betrayal! I won't be a matyr! I refuse!
GMGuido Mista
You sure took your sweet ass time getting here, buddy.
You'd better not bitch and moan the whole time, you got it?
Narancia, you'll forever have my respect for doing this.
GMGuido Mista
(looking at Fugo from distance) So, Fugo stayed behind after all.
Well, that was his decision to make.
Narancia
Bucciarati, I want... to protect Trish with everything I got! I swear to defeat the Boss with you!
BBBruno Bucciarati
Sounds good.
RRRandom rich guy
(after Narancia spilled wine on his suit) What are you gonna do about this, you little shit!? You think you can pay for this!? This suit cost four million lire! Let's take this outside!!
Narancia
(smacks the guy with a wine glass) Then you must be the enemy!
What!? (He and Narancia proceed to stomp on the guy after he hits the ground, joined by Abbacchio after taking a slip of his wine while watching them.)
(Stops kicking) Hold on, Narancia, Mista. I don't think this one's an enemy. He's unconscious. He's most definitely not an enemy.
Narancia
Wha!? Seriously!? Crap, what do I do now!?
Yep, the stain's going to be hard to clean. One single drop of red wine on a white suit really stands out.
Narancia
I can't pay for this shit!
Well, the location of the stain might make it look like a button. If he puts a button here, he can hide it.
(feeds the guy their meals) While we're at it, let's get him to make sure there isn't any poison in our food...
Guys, I'm totally serious! Just hear me out!
Narancia
(impatient) Aww, geez! For the last time Mista, no one gives a shit!
No, listen! This is a good one. I promise you. Gentlemen, let me ask you all, do you think human flesh would taste like crap or would it actually rock?
Could you maybe not ruin our appetites?
Narancia
(furious) What the hell goes on in that messed up head of yours! That's it!! Go sit at a dipshit table!
If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.
WZWill A. Zeppeli
Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!
HUH? What's that big thing on your head?
Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!
That hairstyle is the worst...
I'll burn that stupid hair up!
A hairstyle fit for a peasant.
We can talk about your stupid hair later.
What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!
My hair is more refined than yours.
I'll cut your hair into something more proper.
That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.
I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!
Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.
Your hair's not that GREAT.
Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?
I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...
My hair is more elegant than yours.
BBruno
What a dreary hairstyle.
Narancia
That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!
I've seen drag queens with better hair!
You pompadour-styled pig!
Johnny (sarcastic): That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.
What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!
The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
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