[After reviving Joseph by transfusing his blood back from Dio's corpse.]
Old man?
[evil laugh] You're a damn fool, Jotaro!
You have got to be kidding!
All you did was resurrect yours truly!
[actives his Stand] Bastard!
WAIT! Calm down, Jotaro! It was a joke, I was just kidding! There's no need to get violent! I'm sorry. I was just trying to have some fun. You have my word, it's me!
[shows off his Stand]
I'm Joseph Joestar. I was born September 27 in 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q and I collect comics as a hobby.
...I have a question for you. Who's the leading actress in "Tarzan the Ape Man"?
Bo Derek!
Okay, now answer this one. Who sang "Eat It", the spoof of "Beat It"?
"Weird" Al Yankovic!
Good grief... It has to be you. Who else would know pointless crap like that?
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