Koichi quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Koichi

There's something scary going on in my town. If Morioh City is in danger, that means my parents, my sister, and everyone else important to me will have to face that danger. So even if it's scary, I gotta do something!

Koichi

(to Sheer Heart Attack) "You're really starting to piss me off... You're nothing but a repulsive murderer! A stain on the fabric of humanity! Why should a drag like you have the satisfaction of watching me flee and beg for mercy?! Shouldn't the roles be reversed?! I already know that I can get out of this mess alive, so for the life of me, I can't figure out why I'm standing here like a wimpy little bitch-baby with the bad case of the shits! I've had this all wrong from the beginning! THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE RUNNING AWAY....IS YOU, DICK! THIS ENDS ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

Koichi

"What was that Stand?"

Koichi

Wh... What should I do... To make Yukako think that I'm bad for her?

Josuke

Well, most girls aren't into bad hygiene or momma's boys.

Koichi

I-I don't want her to think I'm a momma's boy! She might get mad at my mom and put her in danger!

Okuyasu

Then it's a bad hygiene for you! Starting today, don't take baths!

Koichi

Huh?

Josuke

Yeah, and don't brush your teeth or change your underwear.

Okuyasu

How about getting some lice or spiders in your hair?

Josuke

Having smelly socks is pretty bad.

Okuyasu

Maybe you should fart all the time too!

Josuke

Oh yes, she'll totally hate that!

Koichi

B... yeah?

Yukako

AHHH! Correct! I'm glad! See, you do know this! And here it is, your boiled egg! Here, I'll take the shell off for you... Do you want some salt with it?

Koichi

(Phew... she seems to be in a good mood now! Now if only she'll let her guard down so I can leave...)

Yukako

By the way, if you had chosen 'A', I would have made you eat this eraser!

Koichi

HUH?!

Yukako

Box C had a bar of soap.

Josuke

What the hell... did you say... HUH?!?!?!?!

Okuyasu

Just take it easy, Josuke!

Josuke

I dare you to insult my hair again!!!!!!!

Rohan

If you insist. Fine, here goes. You might think your hair looks cool, but in actuality it may be the shittiest hairstyle I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon! Though to be fair, that nest atop your useless noggin may come in handy should a pigeon come by and decide to roost. But that's a very strong "may".

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!

Rohan

Now witness Heaven's Door! I win. (it backfires on him)

Okuyasu

How the...?!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!

Rohan

How is this happening?! I'm certain his eyes were open and he got a full flash of the manuscript! So why hasn't my Stand ability taken the fact?!

Koichi

We're back to normal!

Okuyasu

You're right!

Rohan

I know I showed him the page... So why?

Josuke

Where the hell did you slither off to?! Get out of here, you punk bitch!!!!!

Okuyasu

Hey, I don't think he can see straight right now...

Josuke

Come on out, you manga-obsessed asshole! I've got a story for you!

Josuke

Whoever insults my hair will get the full brunt of my fury! I WON'T STAND FOR THAT BULLSHIT!

Josuke

THERE YOU ARE, MANGA ARTIST!!!!! LAST I CHECKED, I WAS NOT DONE PUNCHING YOU!!!!!!!!!

Okuyasu

His determination is pretty commendable, too...

Koichi

Y-You've been hitting it so hard, you're starting to bleed, but it still doesn't have a single scratch on it!

Jotaro

For the last time, get back Koichi!

By the way, you wouldn't happen to have any tissues on hand, would you? A handkerchief would also do. What is this? I've gone out of my way to pay you my respects; the least you could do is converse with me.

Koichi

I don't have any...

No worries... feel free to use mine. [Kira punches Koichi in the face while giving him a tissue.] Quickly now! Your nose is gushing blood! I offered it so you could clean yourself up.

Koichi

What do you know? Your name is Yoshikage Kira.

!!

Koichi

It's Yoshikage Kira. That's...your full...name...Kira

[Slams Koichi's face into the pavement, once again.] My driver's license. When did you steal my wallet? You pathetic little bootlicker!

Koichi

You said you had to pay extra at the cafe..... You took out your ID and put it in the wrong pocket.....

... So what? Regardless, learning my name does you little good? I'm still going to erase you.

Koichi

Sure, you might get away for the time being, but you know what, Kira? I bet your every thought is mocking you for letting a whiny brat unravel the mystery of your name. And if they aren't, I'll do the honors for them: A mulling little high schooler just found you out! YOU'RE SUCH A COLOSSAL DUMBASS! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, YOU MURDER-HAPPY SON OF A BITCH!

That's enough! [Killer Queen knocks Koichi out with a punch to the stomach] That shut him up. Why does it feel like I lost to this little shit?

Koichi

[summoning Echoes Act 3] Do it, Act 3.

[Manifested by Koichi to teach a rude nurse a lesson] Okay, master! Let's kill da ho! Beeeeitoch!

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Koichi) Next you'll say: "You've made me go through such a thing! It's too late. That's why I'm telling you I hate you."

Koichi

You've made me go through such a thing! It's too late. That's why I'm telling you I hate you. Huh?