Esidisi quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Esidisi

Wamuu's Divine Sandstorm allows him manipulation over the wind, I have power over the inferno.

Esidisi

Well, that was fun.

Kars

Let us keep moving. Apparently the human race has regressed rather than evolved.

Wamuu

Quite an understatement.

Esidisi

What a piercing gaze you've developed! But when somebody gives me a challenging look, they're asking for death.

"Victory is assured before the battle is even fought."

Esidisi

Joseph, the next line you'll say is, "I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face!" Watch.

I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face! Wha? Wait a second, you can't do that! That's my trick!

Esidisi

You said, "Victory is assured before the battle is even fought." Well, it's true..True..TRUE!

Esidisi

Are you really laughing as I'm about to deal you an excruciating death? Have you been driven completely insane by the fear?

Well, let's see here. You'll notice my arms are folded and my eyes are closed, so this laugh would be one of victory, Esidisi. You're the loser here today because for the last 2000 years, you have been asleep at the wheel.

Esidisi

I lost?! What do you mean by that?!

Oh, really? You don't get it? You can't read me as clearly as you thought you could? Let me help you understand just how badly you've underestimated me. You said that your plans went deep, well, they didn't go nearly as deep as mine. While you were snoozing for the past 2000 years, humans have progressed. During the 18th and 19th centuries, Legerdemain, or sleight of hand became a very popular form of entertainment. I'm a really big fan of myself. Illusion is my thing!

Esidisi

But... I cut all those strings! I cut them! It can't be!

I'd say the rope magic worked. I laid my trap carefully, so that even if the string was cut, it would still function. A simple trick. What you’re going to say next is: “My veins will move faster than your pathetic Hamon can possibly go!” Now!

Esidisi

My veins will move faster than your pathetic Hamon can possibly go!

Now feel the beat of my Hamon Overdrive!

Esidisi

I can't... I can't... You're only a human. I am the evolved one, the highest life form! I will not be beaten! Now that you've pushed me too far!

Esidisi's body is shooting some kind of strange energy. That must come from living for Millennia. Die already! Die with the power of life you stole from thousands of innocent human beings! My instructor, I thank you for torturing me. Mille Grazie to you, Loggins.

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Esidisi) Next you'll say: "Oh, you went pale. Did I hit the mark? Was I anywhere close to the bullseye?!"

Esidisi

Oh, you went pale. Did I hit the mark? Was I anywhere close to the bullseye?! (gasps)