GyroHave you ever seen an opera show? An opera...
Opera? Those music plays? Where they start singing out situations when they could just say their lines? ...Nope, never seen one. Why do you ask?
Gyro
Just a simple question.
[Gyro holds up his pair of binoculars.]
Gyro
They call these opera glasses because you use them for watching an opera. But the people singing on stage have huge bodies that weigh like 120 or 150 kilograms or more.
Yeah... that's why they can sing like that I guess.
Gyro
But why look at them with opera glasses? You don't need to, cause they're already so big.
[Johnny grins, and soon Gyro follows suit. Gyro holds up the binoculars, looking out over the desert through them.]
Gyro
Maybe you're supposed to zoom into the buttons on their fancy clothes, and watch them as they're about to fly off...?
Now that you mention it... but dude! Since they all have the same body type, maybe you can't tell the difference unless you zoom in?!
Gyro
Nyohohahohahaha!! Not bad, Johnny!!
DDiego
There's a small villiage up ahead... let's stay there. Camping out is a bad idea. There are beasts out in this area. The other day after sundown, I got surrounded by beasts. A few cougars and a few rattlesnakes. The cougars and snakes were on two sides of the road, blocking my way out. I was thinking of how to escape... but then, for some reason, I was able to pass through on one side of the road. I was able to get by one of the two groups easily. Which side do you think it was? The cougars? Or the snakes?
GJGyro and Johnny
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DDiego
The answer is the rattle snakes! Because they were... assssssssssleep... and sssssssssnoring on the road!
Gyro
Huh?
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DDiego
Hey, come on, it's a joke! Only a joke! What did you think? Then maybe they woke up and started ssssssssssslapping each other.... in their facessssssss! Get it?
[While Johnny and Gyro are first being attacked by Diego in dinosaur form.]
Gyro
He's getting up! My steel balls won't hit him! We gotta run! Hurry and get outside, Johnny!
[Gyro slams the door shut, but Diego's claws fit through the space between the door and the wall. Gyro and Johnny slam it back shut.]
What is this!? This Stand ability!! What kind of ability is it?
Gyro
It's a dinosaur, Johnny! It looks like Dio's body has fused with a dinosaur's ability!
Dino-sore? What's a dinosore?
Gyro
You don't know?
[After absorbing one of the Corpse's eyes, a half-transformed Diego looks back at Johnny and Gyro. A mechanical-looking figure that slightly resembles one of Gyro's steel balls can be seen in the distance for a few panels.]
What's going on!? What does that mean!? Dio's dinosaur transformation hasn't gone away! Dio was under the control of Ferdinand!! We have to chase him or he'll take away that eye!
Gyro
Stop, Johnny... It's over now, calm down. We can't chase him here. Dio got us at the very end... or maybe we should say he got the eye and its power brought back the dinosaur transformation that had disappeared as his talent. Half to my steel ball... half to Dio's Stand ability is what it seems.
The ability of the dinosaur... Dio Brando may not have been a terrorist... but if he has one of the eyes, he'll want the other! At this point he's found out about the Corpse...... I can't believe he took half... He doesn't just desire victory! He longs for authority and eliteness!
[After a suspenseful battle of Johnny, Gyro, and Diego racing neck to neck, Johnny crosses the goal line first, followed by Diego and then Gyro.]
AAnnouncer
At this point, the 4th stage has already begun! Johnny Joestar is the one who conquered the deadheat battle just now, but an hour ago, Hot Pants had already passed through the finish line to take 1st place!
[The stage's scoreboard is shown, with Hot Pants' name at the time. Hot Pants had indeed finished an hour before the others, placing Hot Pants in first.]
Gyro
What the...?
HPHot Pants
I've lost nearly an hour here. No matter which path I take, I come back to this spot! The plums grown here in this orchard contain a lot of iron... That could be the reason why my compass doesn't seem to be pointing in the right direction.
Hot Pants, don't come any closer! We're thinking that you could be tricking us!!
HPHot Pants
This is the fourth time I've come back here. Look at my tracks!! They pass through four times, don't they? Why...? I'm the one who wants to know.
Gyro
So what's that to us!? Get lost already!! We're never ever gonna trust you anyways, got that!?
HPHot Pants
Then I'll be the one to trust in you. You two aren't bad people. If you were, I'd have already killed you... how's that?
If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.
WZWill A. Zeppeli
Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!
HUH? What's that big thing on your head?
Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!
That hairstyle is the worst...
I'll burn that stupid hair up!
A hairstyle fit for a peasant.
We can talk about your stupid hair later.
What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!
My hair is more refined than yours.
I'll cut your hair into something more proper.
That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.
I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!
Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.
Your hair's not that GREAT.
Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?
I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...
My hair is more elegant than yours.
BBruno
What a dreary hairstyle.
That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!
I've seen drag queens with better hair!
You pompadour-styled pig!
Johnny (sarcastic): That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.
Gyro
What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!
The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
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