Jolyne Kujo quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jolyne

(Narration) It was raining. On that day, the rain didn't let up.

Jolyne

[To her lawyer] Don't call me JoJo! Only my mother calls me that.

Jolyne

What the hell, dad! What madness did you bring me?

Jolyne

Fifteen years! Fifteen years of my love, gone like that!

Jolyne

(Seeing her crooked layer) YOU....YOU ASSHOLE!

Jolyne Kujo

(giving advice to FF) "Don't cut me, Bitch!"

Jolyne Kujo

(to Kenzo while making gestures at him) American style. French style. Japanese style. Italian Naples style. All around the world there’s a finger that says 'F*ck You'.

Jolyne

[After Ermes gives Jolyne a factoid that snails have no gender] An organism that can have sex with anything it encounters... I'm kinda jealous. I mean... No, no! It's just gross!

(After Jolyne tells she cant' give him her alcoholic drink) It's fine.

Jolyne

Hey ‘No’ means ‘No’, so no. [Sees a figure on the road] ROMEO! [The car hits the guy] Romeo, did we-Romeo! This isn't good. [Steps out and sees the dead man.]

Jolyne

(To another inmate who made fun of her) You've got a pro's finger.

Ermes

(After seeing Jolyne’s deduction skills) Part Japanese? You’re one interesting chica. How'd you end up here? So, what are you in for?

Jolyne

I’m innocent…

I am the warden of Green Dolphin Street State Prison, Locobaroco. [Takes out a hand puppet] And this lovely crocodile here is Charlotte, my assistant.

Great to meet you!

Charlotte, please explain how life is in this institution.

Okay! Similar to the United States, this prison is based on the concept of freedom and equality. You may freely walk around the facility and exercise as you please. You may use the phones, the shower, and the library as well. If you are an exemplary inmate, you may even own a TV. You could also work or study and earn university credits.

That's right. Yes! What is it, Charlotte?

But Warden, there are rules too, right?

You're absolutely correct, Charlotte! First, do not remove the wristband with your inmate number. No lending or borrowing of items between inmates. No possession of metal objects.

Jolyne

How about earrings?

Earrings are prohibited, FE40536, Jolyne Cujoh. Feel free to ask any questions to the prison guards. You are now dismissed.

Gwess

Nice to meet you.

Jolyne

Nice to meet you, too. I'm Jolyne.

Gwess

I'm Gwess. Want some?

Jolyne

Thanks. But I don't have an appetite. There's so much to get used to-- [Tries to get on the lower bunk, only to get knocked down] Ouch! What the hell--

Gwess

I know you're new, but the bottom bunk is mine! You have a problem with that, whore?

Jolyne

Okay, I'll buy it off of you. How much do you want?

Gwess

Two hundred bucks.

Jolyne

WHAT THE HELL!?

Gwess

(When Jolyne asked about how much money to pay for her pendant) That will be two hundred bucks.

Jolyne

SHUT THE F*CK UP, BITCH! Tell me who sold it to you!

Gwess

Some woman named Ermes sold it to me.

Jolyne

Ermes?

Gwess

You break my heart and NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

Jolyne

(After her Stand punches Gwess) Good freaking grief, Gwess. Shut up and listen. You said everything has a name, didn’t you? Then I’ll name my ability too. It’ll be Stone Free. 'Cuz somehow, I’m gonna free myself from this sea of stone. Did you hear me? STONE FREE, THAT'S THE NAME! (Stone Free proceeds to pummel Gwess) ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA! If there's a hierarchy system in this prison, I'll follow it. But I'm the one who gives the orders. Now shrink me down and get me the hell out of this hallway.