Bucciarati quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

(About Pesci) I misjudged terribly. The thug with the aging powers was formidable, but I see now he was never our greatest threat. The real terror on the train... was hidden behind that innocuous tool!

I supposed all have to teach him a lesson. The only way to overcome his Stand, is to make this coglione understand something: I have resolve in spades! DO IT, STICKY FINGERS!

There. Trish is still alive. [drops Giorno's Button] Good, it stuck. Cazzo. I didn't see his face. At first, I was content with uncovering your identity, but everything's changed. After what you've done, die! Think fast! The boss still assumes that I'm absolutely loyal to him. He'll die by... assassination! [Slides down the elevator shaft] I'll ambush him as he tries to escape and kill the bastard.

Wait. This is... [finds the hole] This opening... of course! The demented bastard would hide in a crypt of a church. He thinks he can murder Trish in complete anonymity. His plan must be to pass through the crypt to escape the building on the other side.

Diavolo, you say.

A flesh-eating mold and subterranean predator, both of them working together in tantrum to take ours down.

(to Giorno as realizing he's an animated corpse whose life will soon end.) Death has me now.

Speak! You know who's responsible. Were you told not to tell anyone? Let's have you tell me who did Luca in.

(aged by Prosciutto's Stand) I knew exactly what would happen to my body.

Huh?

I was also well aware that I could be captured. But a mission must be completed, and I'll protect my crew. Capos worth their salt must be prepared for both. That is the burden we all carry. Can you say the same? 'Cause I'm raring to go.

Earlier, I saw nobility and resolve that was hardened like a diamond, shining in your eyes. But you’ve fallen. Now you’re just a piece of shit.

Fallen? Fallen, you say?! (Proceeds to slam Coco Jumbo against a rock on the ground) The only ones who are going to fall and get crushed are these bastards! You won't make it in time! I hope you enjoy hell, Bucciarati!

I can tell you've lived life as the eternal screw-up. Don't change on my account.

ARRIARRIARRIARRIARRIARRIARRIARRIARRIARRIARRI! ARRI!

"Arrivederci."

Trish

(After asking Bucciarati where the bathroom is.) I knew you were reasonable.

This closet will be our bathroom. Have at it.

Trish

"Have at it"?!

I assumed you needed to use it.

Trish

!?

I don't know where this portal leads, but I'm sure the turtle will be fine. It might actually be good for him.

Trish

Huh? What do you mean? Please tell me that you're not suggesting that I-!

Oh, and there's one more thing: Since I'm not actually healing your body, you're still going to have a bit of residual pain.

GAH! WHAT THE HELL! Do you have to be so rough, Giorno? Take it easy on me, I'm injured!

I already told you, there's nothing I can do. Settle down and take it like a Mafioso. Besides, there's about 18 more to go, and you'll have to strip it if you want this to work.

AAH! GIORNO!!

Narancia

Ah, there they are! Mista! Huh?

(in a very awkward positioning with Giorno) Would you stop doing so hard?! Ah, leave my damn clothes on, it's too intense! Gah! Woah! OOH!

Narancia

(GASP!)

Narancia? Did you find them?

Narancia

Huh!? Why, u-uh... No? But...Argh! There's something in my eyes! (covering his eyes) It's so hard to see in this early morning light! I'll keep after it, though!

Ah, Giorno! No! Stop! Agh! I can't take it anymore! NOT SO ROUGH, DAMN IIIIIITTT!!!!

But I'm lying in wait. There! [Sees the boss] In position. Now!

Diavolo

Leave while you can, Bruno Bucciarati. Step out from that pillar and you'll lose your life in the process.

Diavolo

Your rationale intrigues me. Just what were you thinking? I had a great deal of respect for your excellence and devotion to the mission until now. Was your judgment clouded by your promotion to Capo? Or, did your hubris seduce you into thinking you had the power and ability to overtake me?

Once Trish regains consciousness, I'll be sure to let her know you never existed!

Diavolo

Trish, you say? Why bring her into this dispute? My daughter is of no concern to you and your ilk.

Demon! You could never understand what's in my heart!

(To Secco as he is trying to say "son of a bitch") The word you're looking for "bitch".

Secco

*growl* I knew that! Are you a language expert!? You damn bastardo!

(in Diavolo's body) Narancia, how does our perimeter look? Are you able to detect anyone coming? Narancia?

(in Trish's body) Please. I'm begging you. Just one more bullet. Please just drop one more! You're driving me nuts!

Trish

(in Mista's body) What the hell? Why couldn't I feel his soul like I usually do? It doesn't make any sense!

(in Narancia's body) Out of the way! Move! Let me through! Now!

Damn it, no! That's impossible! How on Earth could he have---?!

(in Diavolo's body) Mista, scan the area right now! Make sure there's no one around!

(in Trish's body) Narancia! Bucciarati, hurry up and get him down from there! Don't just leave him like that! Do something, goddammit!

(in Narancia's body) You need to settle down! Let me handle this!

(in Diavolo's body) Please, stay focused and keep your gun at the ready! He'll attack again! We have to find him before he does, quick! (summoning Sticky Fingers) Go, Sticky Fingers!

(in Trish's body) Heal him! Hold those damn bars out of there and get to work now!

Trish

(in Mista's body; monologue) (The people outside the colosseum are waking up, so where is he? I can't sense him at all. It's like he's gone. What else could have happened? There's no way in hell he just up and vanished like that!)

(in Diavolo's body) King Crimson's range is two or three meters at most. How then did he attack us from way over there?

(in Trish's body) Well, all right! You did it! Narancia's awake! Welcome back, you little bastard! How are you feeling? Geez, you really scared us.

(along with his spirit) I'm sorry, Mista. There's no one left in here. It's empty. The physical wounds he suffered have healed, but still, Gold Experience couldn't get to him in time. He was... He was already gone. Narancia's... not here...

(in Narancia's body) His form... he's just an empty vessel now. I can't find him. His soul has left. There's nothing here, try as I might, I can't bring him back. I wasn't fast enough. My soul could just slip right back in if it wanted, it could inhabit both bodies without a problem, not even one. He's that empty...

(in Trish's body) NARANCIA!!!!!!!!!!

It was all so sudden... None of us could have guessed...

Stay put, okay? We’ll be right back. You’ll be safe here. I won’t let anyone hurt you again. I promise. And don’t you worry. When it’s over, we’ll bring you home.