Hol Horse quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

huh?

Hol Horse

hmm not bad, if I do say so my self.

what? Who the hell are you buddy?

Hol horse

hmm hol horse. That’s what they call me. I’m a stand user just like you are. My card is the emperor. Lord dio payed me to get rid of you guys, so say your prayers and get ready for a beating.

look here cowboy I give a rat’s @$$ who you say you are. Where is the man with two right hands?

Hol horse

that was pretty rude you ask who I am so i answered you. Well whatever. I came here with that guy. He’s nearby. Polnareff: what?! Where is he?!

Hol horse

there’s really no point in asking me that. I hol horse will have the pleasure of stuffing you out.

arrogant morons like you always talk trash and it all ways ends up the other way around. (hol horse giggles) oh was that funny? Hol horse: Lord dio always had you pegged. polnareff has the habit of understanding his opponents. Beating him into a corps wouldn’t be any trouble for me. He was exactly right so i could ‘nt help but laugh.

if I can’t face him until I beat you then that’s what I’ll do chump. Bring it on!

Hol horse

ever heard of military chess? The soldiers are weak against tanks, the tanks are weak against the mines. See? It’s pretty must the basics of battle. My emperor is stronger than you, so I thought I’d be a gentlemen. I’ll let you know what my stands abilities are before we fight. So we’re square. The gun is mightier then the sword! Such a brilliant quote!

what are trying to say exactly?

Hol horse

that I have a stand that shoots, and a sword simply can’t beat that.

so what? A peashooter?! [polnareff and hol horse laugh like madmen]

Hol Horse

Listen, Boingo, I am proud to say that I'm a gentleman and a proper gentleman at that. 'Cause of that, I got girls all over the world. I might tell a white lie now and again, but I'd never haul off and hit one. I respect all the ladies, the beauties, the plain ones, and even the ugly ones. There's no way your prediction will ever come to pass! Come hell or high water, I swear I will never hit a woman! She could pay me every dime, nickel, and quarter she had. I still wouldn't put my hands on her!

It's 100% true, yes.

Shut your mouth!

You mean-

Hol Horse

(furious) Damn it, Polnareff! You lowdown, dirty son of a... You were cluing 'em in! You’ve pissed me off for the last time! I've just about had enough of you! Now, die!

What's he doing here?!

Hol Horse

Why? You idiot, you had to sneeze?

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

(to Hol Horse) Next you'll say: "I couldn't help but laugh, heehee."

Hol Horse

I couldn't help but laugh, heehee. (gasps)