Joseph quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

My brain can predict any move you make! Do you get that now, you simpleton?

Straizo! I'm going to give you choice on how to die! By sunlight, or by Hamon! Or maybe I should beat your brains in?! How do you feel about that?

(After Santana attacks him) Now I'm in the mood! One Hamon knuckle sandwich coming up!

Santana's a statue again, and we finally got that smile.

OH NO! The two phrases I hate the most are "hard work" and "work hard!"

Well, if I'm gonna be sitting around for 30 minutes, I choose to do it here.

Would it to be wrong of me should my eyes happen to gaze through the keyhole?

Hoh hoh hoh hooooooooohhh!! NIIIIIIICE!"

I've changed my mind. If you're going into that derelict hell, I'm coming too.

(Over the vampires cheering Wamuu on): Why do the bad guys get all the fans?

Kars! You lived too long! Your soul has decayed. It's like a pumpkin left to rot in the field. Even the flies avoid it!

You may have lived for thousands of years, Kars. But against the likes of me, you need another decade! YOU'RE THROUGH! HAMON! OOOVEEERDRIIIVEEE!

You're not the only one who can fly! I'm comin' for you!

Carpe diem as they say.

Agh! Son of a...bitch!

Damn meased to pleet ya!

Why did it have to come to this? You're tearing me APART, Lisa Lisa!