Ermes quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Ermes

(After Jolyne tells her embarrassing story) Tell me, which guard was it?

Ermes

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU LOUSY SKANK!

Ermes

Listen to me, Jolyne. There's tons of people who'll say, "Getting revenge won't bring your sister back." as if they understand what I'm trying to do. And others who would tell me, "Forgiveness is important." I don't care! There's no way I'd force myself to forget that my own blood relative was thrown into a sewer and just go on about my life. This is all I've been preparing for! Revenge is waiting, so I can decide my own destiny and finally satisfy it!

Ermes

(To Sports Maxx) What, are you going to try to run again? You can't do that anymore. Because I just put a sticker on your ugly head and split that thing in two! If I peel this, you'll merge back into one! This next one is for Gloria, too. [Ermes peels her sticker off sending Sports Maxx to the direction of the other head leading to Kiss punching him back] Oh yeah, and the one after that as well! [Sports Max travels back to the other head only for Kiss to punch him away again] Not to mention the next one after that! And so on; forever! They're all of my Gloria! [Kiss punches him reapeatedly] This one! And this one! And this one! And this one! And this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one! All for Gloria! [Kiss uppercuts Sports Maxx to the air and Ermes throws the other head into his face as the final blow.]

Ermes

Your foe is right here!

Jolyne

(To another inmate who made fun of her) You've got a pro's finger.

Ermes

(After seeing Jolyne’s deduction skills) Part Japanese? You’re one interesting chica. How'd you end up here? So, what are you in for?

Jolyne

I’m innocent…

Ermes

Whenever someone says "This Monday was a bad day," they'll say to themselves that "Saturday will be better." That's how we continue to live! No one lives a life of only Mondays!

I was arrested on a Saturday.

Ermes

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I'm gonna throw it!

Jolyne

Good grief. You've never actually thrown a ball before, have you?

Ermes

HAH! Easy to tell, too! You probably only know what a ball is from that chica’s memories!

Jonathan

If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando

What vulgar hair.

HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar

Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa

That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu

What disgusting hair.

Esidisi

I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars

A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro

We can talk about your stupid hair later.

What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

My hair is more refined than yours.

I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse

I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO

Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke

Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu

Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi

I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

My hair is more elegant than yours.

What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia

That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo

What vulgar hair.

Jolyne

I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes

You pompadour-styled pig!

Gyro

What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!