Daniel J. D'Arby quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

I thought I laid it out plainly. If you don’t like gambling, then say so.

Oh, all right. What I'm asking is if you and your friends would like to play a little game.

Call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call... Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- I CAN'T DO IT! I'M PETRIFIED! I'M TOO TERRIFIED TO SAY THE WORD!

[after Jotaro receives a blue drink] Ah! You're kidding me!? You got a drink, too!? When did you have a chance to- You bastard! How dare you make fun of me! Let's finish this! My hand is unbeata-

Jotaro

Hold it. Why're you jumping the gun when I haven't raised the pot yet?

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Raise the pot?! No! You don't have anything to raise it with!

Jotaro

That’s where you’re wrong. I’ll raise you with my mother’s soul.

WHAT?!?!?!

Are you out of your mind?! Jotaro, why would you bet your mother's soul?!

Jotaro

The entire reason I came to Egypt in the first place is to save my mother, so if I wager her soul, she won't mind. But, D'Arby, you'll have to match my mother's soul. I know... If you lose, I want you to tell me the secret of DIO's Stand!

Jotaro

Come on! Are you gonna call my bluff or fold?! Decision time! Spit it out already! D’ARBY!!!!!!!!

Come on, everyone! Let's play a game of mahjong! Backgammon's fun, too! How about a game of dice, even though I don't have any!

Daniel J. D'Arby of the Osiris Stand. Status: Retired.