Narrator quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

This is the tale of two young men, their destinies bound to intersect, and the stone mask that changes their fates forever.

New Morioh landmark: the guy who lives on a pylon. He lives completely self-sufficiently, but if you bring him salt or snacks, he'll be happy and let you take pictures with him. He's a bit shy, so he wears a mask and won't tell you his real name.

I swear to avenge your death, Caesar! Your spirit is with me! (seeing blood leaking from the cross-shaped stone that crushed Caesar minutes before they entered the hotel) Blood. His blood. This is...where he fell. Caesar...

Lisa Lisa

*breaks down in tears* Caesar...

CAAAAEEESAAAAAAAARRR!!!!

They were deep in enemy territory. Kars and Wamuu were very nearby, but the two simply couldn't help themselves. JoJo called out Caesar's name. Lisa Lisa's tears flowed freely. But their heartbroken cries of grief were answered only by a cold silence. Caesar...was gone. As they mourned him, they took solace in one simple fact: Though his body had died, his soul would live on through them. Rest in peace... Caesar Zeppeli.

Wamuu

So it is finally over now, JoJo.

It is.

Wamuu

You took revenge for Caesar.

Yes, I did.

Wamuu

Then go ahead. Finish it.

I WILL!!!!!!

Wamuu

What is going on?

That smoke isn't from the flaming oil. It's coming from your wounds. The Hamon from your arms spread through you. Every part of you is infected now. You are dissolving. I can only imagine the agony you feel. I can't prevent you from dying now. But there's this. My blood can at least ease your pain.

Wamuu

Why do you want to shame me? I have made peace with myself. Stop! I don't need pity from you!

Is that what you think? That this is done out of pity for you? No. Why didn't you destroy Caesar's bubble of blood that carried his bandana and ring, knowing very well that they posed a serious threat to you? Was that pity?

Wamuu

It was because the man was a worthy and noble warrior. He deserved to be honored for that.

What you'll say next is, "JoJo, you can't mean..."

Wamuu

JoJo, you can't mean...

Yes, I do, Wamuu. The honor you showed my friend, Caesar's warrior spirit, had earned your respect. So in return, I wanted to find a way to honor your warrior spirit. My blood is a tribute to you.

Wamuu

You beat me, JoJo. And as a warrior, it would now appear that you stand taller than I do.

Kill the bastard!

Wamuu! Why do that?

Wamuu

I am Wamuu. Although sworn to Lord Kars, I will not allow the vampires to attack you. It's not because of sentiment. I told Caesar this as well. To me, only the strong truly existed. Victory was the single quality to be admired. I existed only according to my own code of honor. JoJo, please understand. To me, immortality was something utterly important and trivial. All that has ever mattered to me was living up to my code. And now, I desire that you should drink the antidote. You must do it before I dissolve completely away.

You won't see it, though.

Wamuu

I don't need eyes, words, or a horn. I will know it. What matters is that you do it.

Wamuu

I have no regrets. I am glad I was able to witness your growth as a warrior. Perhaps the reason I lived these thousands of years was so that I could meet you at the end. Farewell to you, warrior JoJo... (Dissolves to dust)

Wamuu became one with the wind. JoJo gave his opponent one final salute. Though no tears fell, they had shared a silent song. They had shared a warrior's affinity.

Kars

NO! AUUUGHH! NOOOO! (calms down) Don't panic... just find the Earth. (sprouts air jets) I'll use air to change my trajectory! Once I'm back on solid ground, I will tear that boy apart! (The jets freezes over as he screams in pain) NO! It's not working! I'm freezing! The air is freezing around me! The moment it comes out of the jets, it turns to ice! (attempts to use his wings, which also immediately freeze) I... can't change my path! I CAN'T MOVE! NOOOOUUUAAAAARRRGGGH!

So ended Kars, last and greatest of the Pillar Men. His body turned hard as rock and he floated through space for the rest of time, never to return. He wished for death, but there was nothing out there to kill him. The spark of thought within him went dim...and then...silent.

You mean...we already beat the Stand User?

You hit the nail on the head.

Ba-dum-tss!

Last but not least, my fourth wish is to not grant a single one of your pitiful wishes. My Magician's Red forgives no one, especially not you.

(after Magician's Red fries Cameo) Ba-dum-tss!

Attaboy!

(decking Alessi) Good grief. Don't underestimate me because I'm a kid.

What?! You're seriously telling me that Jotaro could kick ass, even as a little kid...?!

ATTABOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stand: Set, God of Chaos and Storms. Alessi: 38-years-old, single, and an unfortunate projectile. OUT OF COMMINSON!

Come on, everyone! Let's play a game of mahjong! Backgammon's fun, too! How about a game of dice, even though I don't have any!

Daniel J. D'Arby of the Osiris Stand. Status: Retired.

Before I forget... what to do with you, you button-mashing jerk?

Oh, shit! Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? Right?

Jotaro

You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind?

Jotaro

Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.

Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?

Then... your left?

You're... not gonna use both, are you?

Are you going to do the "Ora Ora" thing?!

*annoyed* YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD...!

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Terrence T. D'Arby: Out of Commission!

(to Iggy) Next you'll say: "(chewing sounds)"

(chewing sounds)

Iggy groaned...

(to Baoh) Next you'll say: "Barubarubarubarubarubarubarubaru!"

Barubarubarubarubarubarubarubaru!

Baoh is surprised...