Get away from the Book! Surrender, your team has been neutralized!
Big whoop. [runs to the Book of Ages] If I can't find Shendu's changes, I'll make some of my own! [begins writing] "...and then Jackie grew twenty feet tall."
[Jackie Chan suddenly grows twenty feet]
Now Jackie is the greatest!
YOU! [charges Jade]
Shendu! [leaps and kicks Shendu to the ground]
The girl!
[writing more] ...Here comes...Super Tohru. [Tohru is transformed into a flying strong superhero, and tosses Dai Gui aside; Jade continues writing] Say hello, to Robo-Viper. [Viper is transformed into a mechanical robot warrior]
Like nuking fish in a barrel. [blasts Bai Tza]
[takes the brush from Jade] My turn! [writes and grows El Toro bigger]
Hey! No fair!
Now El Toro is the greatest!
[takes the brush back] Jackie is!
[they fight over the brush, causing El Toro and Jackie to grow bit by bit]
El Toro!
No, Jackie!
El Toro!
Jackie!
El Toro!
Jade Jackie!
El Toro!
You want to defeat the demons? Yes? Then write that Uncle banishes the Demons already!
Duh!
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